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Cinco de Mayo Resolution

SilentBtViolent

SilentBtViolent

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But seriously, I predict that tomorrow will be the Seis de Mayo, the anniversary of the nationwide hangover that followed Mexico's independence from the Borg.
 
Why was it a Borg Cube, and not a Borg Sphere?

You'd have a lot less surface area and thus a less of a chance for the hull to breach.

STUPID FUCKING LEONARD NEMOY
 
You'd have thought they could at least make it a Rubik's cube SO PEOPLE WOULT LAUGH bring on the funny already shit.
 
But where would they get all the paint?

It would be FOOLISH to use giant versions of those little sticker things they have on the little ones.

OR WOULD IT?
 
Well if they go with huge stickers then they only have to build one die and they can cast all the stickers on it and just change the ink.

I HAVE NO INDUSTRIAL KNOWLEDGE SO THIS MAY BE FALLATIOUS.
 
Convert as many people to Communism as possible.
 
So as to have a vast disposable labor force for constructing giant Borg/Rubix Cube stickers?
 
New plan:

Stickers, paint, avatar, dingoes, Dick Durban, ice cream, jailtime, guitar, profit, brainwashing.
 
Seeing has how my personality is powerful enough to warrant its own cult, I would of course be the leader of this 100% free and equal society.
 
We should also harness the awesome power of Flobees.

WE'R REALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE NOW
 
I would have sex with Bill Murray if he would have me.
 
My May 5th resolution is to not call the holiday by its Mexican name. I won't respect a culture or a country which refuses to respect mine.
 
Yeah Mexico's always totally ignoring us.

Actually I'm pissed at Mexico for not legalizing drugs, FUCKERS. They promised -- it was so close -- and then no at the last minute.
 
IT'S TIME FOR A RUN TO THE BORDER? I'M READY FOR DRUGS™ AS SOON AS ASAP!!!
 
At least then, blacks could blame inner-city drug problems on them. Fuckers.
 
Please, let's be politically correct. It's niggers.
 
I never enjoyed using that term on TK, in front of black posters whom I respect.
 
Hmm... I'm getting mixed signals.
 
I have that effect on people.
 
Bicuriosticity? The ability to be bicurious?
 
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