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Civil Servants 2nd lowest form of Human Offal

Atlas_Collins

Atlas_Collins

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Yes, it has been determined in a highly scientific poll that Civil Servants - especially English Civil Servants - are the second lowest form of Human Offal, coming in just above Lawyers at number one, and just below Crack Whores at number three.

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I totally agree. What a bunch of sponging bastards, taking money out of the government. I bet people in the private sector must loathe it? What a shame!

(BTW, for casual observers, this is supposed to be an attempted troll. What do YOU think?)
 
Grammour Boy said:
Unless these guys are your duals and you're having some fun, I wouldn't respond to them.
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I THINK I WILL, BECAUSE I'M MESSING WITH THE A-GAMERS HERE!
 
Civil Service language: 'Sometimes one is forced to consider the possibility that affairs are being conducted in a manner which, all things being considered and making all possible allowances is, not to put too fine a point on it, perhaps not entirely straightforward.

Translation: 'You are lying'
 
And English Civil Servants are the pussiest of all the CivilServant cancred leeches.

Did you know that English Civil Servants can't have a picture of A.A. Milne's beloved childrens character 'Piglet' in their cubicles lest some muslim scum be 'offended'?

That's right! The English have turned into deballed cowardly fems since they lost their empire, and pussified English civil servants, like Gaghy, can't have a piggy bank on their desks or wear a St.Georges Cross pins on their lapels because it might 'offend' the delicate cultural sensitivities of the muslim scum that the idiot English have let overrun their country.



In fact, it must be the ever-efficient civil service that's running this board today ... it only takes five minutes to load a fucking page!
 
And English Civil Servants are the pussiest of all the CivilServant cancred leeches.

Did you know that English Civil Servants can't have a picture of A.A. Milne's beloved childrens character 'Piglet' in their cubicles lest some muslim scum be 'offended'?

That's right! The English have turned into deballed cowardly fems since they lost their empire, and pussified English civil servants, like Gaghy, can't have a piggy bank on their desks or wear a St.Georges Cross pins on their lapels because it might 'offend' the delicate cultural sensitivities of the muslim scum that the idiot English have let overrun their country.



In fact, it must be the ever-efficient civil service that's running this board today ... it only takes five minutes to load a fucking page!
 
Atlas_Collins said:
In fact, it must be the ever-efficient civil service that's running this board today ... it only takes five minutes to load a fucking page!
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You keep bitching about load times... and it's always fast. Maybe your system needs an overhaul. What browser are you using? What's your processor speed? ISP?

Nice double post, BTW.
 
Well, I'm clearly owned for life right here in this thread, guys. Sorry, I can't go on. I'm leaving forever. Bye.
 
Gagh said:
Well, I'm clearly owned for life right here in this thread, guys. Sorry, I can't go on. I'm leaving forever. Bye.
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Don't fret, Gaghy! As a Civil Servant you would be number 3 on the list, but muslims are sub-human vermin and therefore don't make the list of Human Offal.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Don't fret, Gaghy! As a Civil Servant you would be number 3 on the list, but muslims are sub-human vermin and therefore don't make the list of Human Offal.
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I agree with everything you say.
 
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