Civil war in the Badlands!

[Dual]

Hear ye hear ye!

His Majesty, the bastard son of Grand Duke Dershocka, Viscount Pickle, along with his most trusted advisor, the venerable King of the Duals, Dual, have declared a civil war against His Majesty, the Grand Duke himself. The rebel alliance seeks to depose His Majesty the Grand Duke and to install His Majesty the Viscount Pickle on the throne!

Minefielders: Your lands border on our own. When war breaks out in the Badlands, it's sure to leak into the Minefield as well. Will you stand by the alliance and cast out the false duke, or will you stand aside and let events take their course?

I'd advise you to carefully consider your decision. Revolutions do have a tendency to leap to neighbouring states.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Wacky don't care.

 

[Dual]

Oh, but he will.

 

[Cassie]

I don't care either.

 

[whisky]

Or me

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Watch more TV.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Fuck this boring shit.

We are drowning in an endless loop of boredom and non originality. The same old boring posts by the dork lord, dual, and the army of uninteresting drones.

The Badlands definitely needs some new blood.

 

[Dual]

LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't get it. Is Derschocka the Grand Duke? I didn't even know he posted in the Badlands much.

 

[Dual]

He doesn't, that's why we're deposing him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TUFT HIM OUT ON HIS EARS

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't care either.

.

 

[Kitty]

This was mild in comparison of what is to come.

 

[Loktar]

This was mild in comparison of what is to come.

Yes, yes my pretties....all too easy....*strokes his "chin"*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We just had all the MF carpets cleaned! You Badlanders trudge any of your civil war mud on our nice things, and we'll be very, very disappointed.

Also we'll introduce you to the business ends of our favorite woods & irons.

Just sayin'. HAVE A NICE DAY!

 

[Gagh]

I couldn't give a shit either.

 

[Gagh]

The Badlands definitely needs some new blood.

Best go and reg some more duals, then.

 

[Dershocka]

Under my watch the Badlands smelled nice, and there was always plenty of towels...

Since then all its been is people crying over who gets to clean the shit up next.

The only fun I ever had with the job was when the others Badlanders were trying to take it from me. Good luck to the next schmuck!

 

[Dark Pickle]

And the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that, and the schmuck after that...

 

[Loktar]

We just had all the MF carpets cleaned! You Badlanders trudge any of your civil war mud on our nice things, and we'll be very, very disappointed.

Also we'll introduce you to the business ends of our favorite woods & irons.

Just sayin'. HAVE A NICE DAY!

Wacky's axe? LOL.

FAKE DRAMA FTW!