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Clay's a Daddy!

Friday

Bazinga!
And the best part is that his new son and I share the *same birthday*!

WOOT! :D

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/08/people.clay.aiken.ap/index.html

RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) -- Former "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken is a father.

Clay Aiken is the father of a new baby, Parker Foster Aiken, born Friday morning.

The 29-year-old crooner from Raleigh announced the birth of Parker Foster Aiken on his Web site's blog Friday

"No hyphens. One first name," he wrote. "One middle name. One last name."

Aiken's mother, Faye, told Raleigh TV station WRAL the child was born in North Carolina.

Aiken was a favorite of fans during the second season of "American Idol," where he finished second to Ruben Studdard. His album "Measure of a Man" went double platinum in 2003, and he made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

The baby's mother is Jaymes Foster, Aiken's friend and record producer whom he met while performing on "American Idol." Their son was born at 8:08 a.m. Friday, and weighed 6 pounds 2 ounces and was 19 inches long, according to the statement on the Web site.

"The little man is healthy, happy, and as loud as his daddy," Aiken wrote. "Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also."
 
Parker Foster Aiken.
Very nice.
Kind of small but healthy is what counts.
Woo Hoo for Clay and Jaymes.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIDAY! :D

And isn't it great for Clay -- he gets to be a daddy without ever having to touch one of those nasty fishy vajayjays. All by staying in the closet rather than using his celebrity clout to lobby for the rights of ALL gay men to raise families under the same legal protections as the rest of America.

I'm so glad that money has made his life so much easier. I hope his kid isn't too scarred by his dad's complicated maze of a life...
 
I don't know that he is gay. He says he isn't.

Even if he is gay, why make him carry the burden for the group? Maybe he isn't strong enough to stand up to the meaness that would most certainly be unleashed on him. Sometimes you have to leave the fight to them that have the stomach to fight it.
 
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