Codfish, or Codpiece?

[SilentBtViolent]

Assuming you could only wear one for the rest of your life.

 

[Cassie]

A codpiece, though uncomfortable, would probably be more pleasant than a codfish... although a codfish would eventually rot away leaving one cod free, unless you were forced to continually replace the codfish OMG I DON'T KNOW.

 

[curiousa2z]

erm, why would I want to wear a medieval fashion accessory designed to advertise my [supposedly]large male appendage when I'm not male to begin with?

SURVEY SAYS: CODFISH!!!


WAIT-
IS THIS A TRICK TO OUT ALL THE GIRL MFERS?!?!
OMG

 

[FBI parte due]

A codfish would probably be better at protecting you from pain whilst getting kicked in the 'nads, BUT it could also try to bite them off LET'S ALL THINK IT THROUGH

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S BACK, FOLKS!

 

[FBI parte due]

THAT LITTLE BASTARD POPPING INAND BEING ALL COOL and FUNNY AND stuff AND THEN LEAVING stupid bastard with his kids and his "real life"

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I miss you too, asshole.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think this is a bad question, like it doesn't even tell us if the fish is cooked which makes like a huge difference.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah cause a cooked fish obviously couldn't eat your nads.

 

[FBI parte due]

Clearly, you've forgotten about zombie fishes. Or maybe you're a spy for the zombie king who wants us all to get bitten and become zombies for some reason?!?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

fish are stupid anyway the way they live in water like that's natural IT'S NOT NATURAL

 

[Cassie]

I run a zombified nads wholesale shop.

GET YER ZOMBIFIED NADS AT ROCK BOTTOM BLOWOUT PRICES!!

 

[FBI parte due]

O RLY

 

[Cassie]

 

[The Dork Lord]

I would eat the fish and wear the piece; if given the choice.