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Coke to discontinue Vanilla Coke and Diet Coke with Lime in the US.

I worked for Coca Cola for a while. They are insane. I'm serious - I think it's an outlet for a type of government approved alien - the kind that look like humans. All the dudes in the warehouse I worked - including sales and actual warehouse staff were monsters; 6'4" to 6'8", 300lbs - like wrestlers. If they are seen drinking Pepsi off work they are shit canned but I figure the only people who this ever happens to are non-aliens and this is how the aliens spot their infiltration.

On another note, there was n 800 number I was made aware of day 1 which I was instructed to give to anyone who ever called complaining of having found something foul in a can. Nobody ever did. Godamn but I didn't write it down for myself but I still think about calilng them and saying I found I finger in a can. I know a dude in Vegas...
 
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Yeah, well, you have to wonder what flavor Dew they'll try and stick us with next... I mean, I dig the Code Red, and the orange is ok, but this year's Halloween/purple stuff was WORSE than last year's recipe!
 
I never had any use for Vanilla or Lime Diet Coke, no loss there. I mostly drink Fresca anyway.

But WTF happened to Diet Coke with Lemon? I loved that shit, and it's been nearly impossible to find in my area for some time now.
 
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