starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Man, its cold as hell here right now. The weather was all fine at first, when suddenly we were hit with a Major cold front and the temp took a dive for the worst :shock: You wanna know how cold it is here? Dude.....
It is so cold...
Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs!
It is so cold...
Roosters are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It is so cold . . .
When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!
It is so cold . . .
The opticians are giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!
It is so cold . . .
Kids are using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pyjamas haven't thawed out yet!"
It is so cold . . .
That travel agencies are advertising tropical vacations in Igloos!
It is so cold . . .
Pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!
It is so cold . . .
The squirrels in the park are throwing themselves at an electric fence!
It is so cold . . .
I chipped a tooth on my soup!
It is so cold . . .
Grandpa’s teeth are chattering - in the glass!
It is so cold . . .
Starbucks is serving coffee... on a stick!
It is so cold . . .
Levi Strauss is now selling electric jeans!
It is so cold . . .
We have to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!
It is so cold...
Kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem - goosepimples!
It is so cold...
Farmers are milking cows and getting buckets of Ice cream
It is so cold . . .
Words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire!
Hope you guys are doing better then we are :shock:
It is so cold...
Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs!
It is so cold...
Roosters are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It is so cold . . .
When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!
It is so cold . . .
The opticians are giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!
It is so cold . . .
Kids are using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pyjamas haven't thawed out yet!"
It is so cold . . .
That travel agencies are advertising tropical vacations in Igloos!
It is so cold . . .
Pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!
It is so cold . . .
The squirrels in the park are throwing themselves at an electric fence!
It is so cold . . .
I chipped a tooth on my soup!
It is so cold . . .
Grandpa’s teeth are chattering - in the glass!
It is so cold . . .
Starbucks is serving coffee... on a stick!
It is so cold . . .
Levi Strauss is now selling electric jeans!
It is so cold . . .
We have to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!
It is so cold...
Kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem - goosepimples!
It is so cold...
Farmers are milking cows and getting buckets of Ice cream
It is so cold . . .
Words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire!
Hope you guys are doing better then we are :shock:
