Come up with an absurd reason for why Chuckie was arrested!

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Well, since Blackfoot almost certainly won't tell us the truth about it, why not do a little speculating?

My guess?

Pole-dancing at an eight-year-old's birthday party, while wearing nothing but a severed fish head as a codpiece.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
You get 30 days in jail for that?

I just wanna know how he felt about having Bubba's balls slap the crack of his ass repeatedly while he was

Locked Up
 

The Question

Eternal
Non-absurd: Shoplifting.

Absurd (for a dirty hippie like Blackfoot): Shoplifting books from a bookstore.

Insanely absurd: Caught reading said books.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
He can't read. He cant even type "you're" correctly. The nigger troll has gotten quite old.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Charles J Wilson thought that he had organized “the perfect crime” when he entered a home-improvement store in his home town to steal the goods he desired but he wasn’t all that careful. Apparently, Wilson accidentally dropped his bottle of methamphetamines during his lame attempt at committing a crime, and with it his name and phone number for the clerks and police officers to discover.

He got 30 days for it last December 11th.
 

The Question

Eternal
He was arrested for sucking the crust from Roseanne Barr's balloon knot. And then not paying her afterward.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Wilson:

*slap* baaaaaaaaaaaa
*slap* baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*slapslapslapslapslap* baaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
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