Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
Well, since Blackfoot almost certainly won't tell us the truth about it, why not do a little speculating?
My guess?
Pole-dancing at an eight-year-old's birthday party, while wearing nothing but a severed fish head as a codpiece.
My guess?
Pole-dancing at an eight-year-old's birthday party, while wearing nothing but a severed fish head as a codpiece.