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COMIC RELIEF?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Remember when you were a small child playing on your friend's Amiga and then you stayed up late to watch Comic Relief all night and you told your mother it was because you cared about AFRICA but really it was because you thought Comic Relief was EDGY and ALTERNATIVE and then Ben Elton said something about THATCHER and you didn't really understand it but you thought it must have been great anyway?

But now it's all "LET'S DRESS UP AS WOMEN FOR COMIC RELIEF!" six weeks before every day and you can't escape it and MIchael Fucking McIntyre is hosting and it's the opposite of cool?

Maybe?
 
And they get rid of all the smoky bacon crisps in Sainsburys so they can have the WACKY COMEDY FLAVOURS that you don't want because I WANT FUCKING SMOKY BACON.
 
I can't remember if it was Comic Relief or Children in Need, but one of them had Chris Evans playing naked football with a bunch of minor celebs. That taught me that staying up late for these things was a bad, bad idea.

To this day I still feel a bit sick when I see a cocktail sausage.

James Corden will probably be traumatising this generation of kids by showing off his wibbly wobbly belly "for charity".
 
If Patrick Stewart came out and kicked the shit out of him I'd donate A MILLION POUNDS.
 
by comic relief, do you mean masturbating in a sock till u laugh?
 
If you give £10 million to Comic Relief, the government will match that amount... with money you gave them in taxes? And that makes them generous?
 
So the Doctor Who mini episode, that was...., well I guess it could have been worse.
 
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So the Doctor Who mini episode, that was...., well I guess it could have been worse.
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It was good for being a 7 minute episode. Didn't really expect high quality and great plot.
 
I wonder if your Comic Relief is like the Jerry Lewis telethon OR SOMETHING.
 
The Doctor Who thing was just an excuse to have two Amys. The flirting was nice. The funniest bit was Rory imagining what he'd do with two Amys and getting slapped. Though I don't see how a sketch centered around a threesome joke would work for the children who were watching.

Alan Partridge was pretty good, not quite as good as the actual webisodes but funnier than anything else all night

The "Smithy" thing...I hate how "Smithy" trends on Twitter and James Fucking Corden gets the credit for it when it's whoever managed to get so many relatively big names to appear who deserves the credit. I still hate Corden. Keira Knightley looked surprisingly nice, a bit.

How can anyone like Michael McIntyre? Anyone?
 
Anyone catch the light and frothy eastenders episode?
 
Haha, yeah, reminds me why I never watch it.

The "Smithy" thing was really good, but like Wacky says, the credit goes to whoever managed to get all those big names involved. Though, SERIOUS POINT, I wonder how Gordon Brown's constituents feel about him "not having much to do these days" when iirc, he's meant to be representing them, but never turns up in parliament for votes or debates.

Oh and Ringo's bit was greenscreened. Does he live in LA now or what?
 
I was trying to figure out how many of them were actually there at the same time. We Bieber recently in the UK? (I KNOW THE ANSWER, OF COURSE, GIRLFIREND.)
 
"What's a UK?", he asked while being interviewed by Radio 1's Reggie Yates, "we don't have that word".
 
I have always hated it. and every year I hate it more.

I have buried myself under horse manure with nothing but a plastic straw before, just to avoid it.

This year I killed my entire family, just in case someone mentioned it.

EDIT - and before you say OOOH BUT ITS FOR CHARITY, remember that Children in Need and Comic Relief are charity aggregators, they don't actually do any of the work. They actually give it to Oxfam.

So, rather than laugh at Chris Moyles being fat on the radio, giving £10 via texts, of which about £1 goes to vodafone, why don't you give £10 a month via DD to Oxfam. You cut out Vodafone, James Corden and you give approximately 10 times the amount so you can feel really smug and punch those people that come up to you in the street.
 
The tag line was funny for money.

They got the money, but I didnt see a whole lot of funny.
 
The Peter Kay video with SuBo was pretty good. Very convincingly '80s.

But the Harry Hill bit wasn't remotely funny. Normally with unfunny things you can at least tell where the punchlines are, even if they don't make you laugh, but that was just mystifying.
 
There was a Harry Hill bit?

I guess I missed that.
 
There was a Harry Hill bit?

I guess I missed that.
 
It was an odd Autumn Watch spoof that didn't make any sense or relate to anything (it's not even Autumn!). Ronnie Corbett was in a hedge eating crisps and Bill Oddie was up a tree.
 
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