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Complicated relationships can be very surreal sometimes

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
That's all I'm gonna say.
 
Especially if both parties aren't really sure who they want to be.
 
Or if one of the parties doesnt realise they are in a relationship.

Much like my relationship with Michelle Ryan.
 
Tell me about it.

The other day my friend Matt broke up with his girlfriend. He was really distraught and asked if he could sleep in my bed that night. I was a little spooked by the idea at first, but pulled the covers back and said "sure, hop right in". I gave him a cuddle and without really thinking about it, a quick kiss on the lips, which he actually seemed to appreciate. He fell asleep before me, so I copped a quick feel.

Next morning I got a text message "ur the best mate in the world".

I reckon Matt's gay.
 
P.S. Seriously, though, I feel for ya.
 
It's not even a romantic relationship, lol. Well...fuck, it's hard to explain. BAH! ;)

But let's just say sometimes you're sitting with the people involved and you're like "this is my life right now? WTF is wrong with me?" LMAO
 
The girl I'm stalking doesn't even look over her shoulder at me in fear anymore. :(
 
That must be difficult for you.
 
It's not even a romantic relationship, lol. Well...fuck, it's hard to explain. BAH! ;)

But let's just say sometimes you're sitting with the people involved and you're like "this is my life right now? WTF is wrong with me?" LMAO


I thought "this is my life right now?" the other day when I was high out of my mind. It felt really deep at the time.

Just change your relationship status on Facebook, it'll make everything better.


(I don't get a do-over. This is it.)
 
^I'm not breaking up with Mirah!! ;)
 
(sigh)

Long distance: even with visits, do you really know what it is you are getting?
Short Distance: no, I'm not giving you a key! And quit touching my STUFF!
"Just sex": That was great, darling, now LEAVE!
Friends with sexual tension: If I kiss you, I'm going to fuck you, and I know that will destroy everything. But every time we "just snuggle" I have a raging hard-on and now I'm miserable.
Sex with the "ex": Comfortable, familiar, safe in a way, but now I remember why I hate you.
Random slave-girl nymphos: "See, I got ready for our first date by tattooing your name on my nipple so that everyone knows I'm owned by YOU!" ("Just how many people see your nipple on a daily basis?")

I may go ahead and become an aesthetic Monk. (sigh)
 
It's not even a romantic relationship, lol. Well...fuck, it's hard to explain. BAH! ;)

But let's just say sometimes you're sitting with the people involved and you're like "this is my life right now? WTF is wrong with me?" LMAO

Or how about when you are sitting with the people not involved. And they want to know who you went to the movies with, or who you got that piece of jewelry from, or why you are so happy all of the time but they have never met a boyfriend.

I'm just sayin, that could happen too.
 
I'll vouch for you.
 
What about when all of your friends make fun of you because your girlfriend goes to another school and she doesn't have a car so they can never meet her?
 
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
 
Kids probably can't get away with that now, since they'd also have to explain why she's not on Facebook.
 
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