Condoms

[S. SaDiablo]

Ribbed, extra lube, flavored...what's your favorite?

 

[Grammour Boy]

You forgot bareback.

 

[Paladin]

Ribbed, extra lube, flavored...what's your favorite?

What do you know about condoms you pregnant cunt?

 

[Captain Jack]

You forgot glow in the dark.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

What do you know about condoms you pregnant cunt?

Do they even make condoms small enough to fit your lil fellow?

 

[Paladin]

Do they even make condoms small enough to fit your lil fellow?

Oh please. Others use condoms. I use shipping bags made out of the same material!

 

[Captain Jack]

Oh please. Others use condoms. I use shipping bags made out of the same material!

To cover your entire body because you are too embarrassed of your...inadequacy?

 

[Kyehlar]

Only Sailors use condoms.......at least they should.......filthy buggers, they go from port to port......

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Personally...I don't think a man's dick should taste like any fruit flavor. No flavored condoms for me. Ick.

 

[TrollWarrior]

1. sheepskin

2. I recall an obscure brand many years ago that I got from a gas station bathroom vending machine that had "extra headroom" for more of a slide

3. polyurethane

Latex sucks, but it's probably the safest.