Confession time: I'm asexual.

[CaptainWacky]

A SEXUAL BEAST!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ROWR!!!! DADDY!!!!

(Actually I don't know you and cannot vouch for your endowment or prowess but I salute your confidence and determination)

K'PLAH!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not. At all.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'd be satisfied with whatever you have, mate.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd say I'm closest to being straight out of all the available options, to be honest.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Do what I do. Create more options to choose from.

 

[jack]

OMNISEXUALITY

OHMYGOD

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did I say closest? I mean FURTHER AWAY FROM!