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congrats Ben

whisky

Boobie inspector
You didnt get beat up this week!
 
The amount of times he gets the living shit kicked out of him is astounding isn't it? And they're not even your average punches. They look like they could knock out a horse.
 
Plus he only just had an operation a few weeks ago, and had cancer before then.

He must have Wolverine levels of healing factor
 
We know he gets off the island now, so there's no "will they kill him!?" suspense every time they beat him up or pull a gun on him.
 
Its like Steven King in reverse.

I hate it in his books when you are just reading to the end of one of his increadbly dragged out, nothings really happened for 250 pages, and then he finishes the capter with "and little did he know in two weeks his wife would be dead"
 
Miles to be the replacement punching bag?
 
Sooner or later it'll be Locke getting beaten up.
 
Dude you've got Miles on you.
 
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