Converting to Islam

[Kefka]

I'm seriously considering converting to Islam. Maybe conversion is the wrong word, since I don't think I've been to the church in quite a while.

Thoughts?

 

[FBI parte due]

I have a friend who converted to Sufi Islam recently.

It pretty much just involves adhering to whatever the precepts of your particular subset of Islam are.

 

[eloisel]

Why Islam?

 

[bad dog]

Fuck Islam , fuck all religions.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Islam is perfect for you, Kefka. You can grovel with your face in the dirt five times a day and sodomize boys every Friday. Then you can look forward to getting your brains splashed out with all the other muslim scum when we white folks of the West finally put the nicey-nice mask asaide and put back on the iron glove we invented and used to make our civilization the greatest this planet has ever seen.

I personally can't wait for the day when the victorious western soldiers march into Mecca and have a pig roast over the smoldering ruins of the Grand Mosque and use the tumbled stones of the Kaaba as a urinal to piss out the beer they'll drink in their celebration.

It will happen in my lifetime.

Fuck Islam. Fuck muslim scum, Fuck Mohammed the pedophile pig fellator.

yeah .... Islam is perfect for you, Kefka.

 

[Kefka]

Islam is perfect for you, Kefka. You can grovel with your face in the dirt five times a day and sodomize boys every Friday. Then you can look forward to getting your brains splashed out with all the other muslim scum when we white folks of the West finally put the nicey-nice mask asaide and put back on the iron glove we invented and used to make our civilization the greatest this planet has ever seen.

I personally can't wait for the day when the victorious western soldiers march into Mecca and have a pig roast over the smoldering ruins of the Grand Mosque and use the tumbled stones of the Kaaba as a urinal to piss out the beer they'll drink in their celebration.

It will happen in my lifetime.

Fuck Islam. Fuck muslim scum, Fuck Mohammed the pedophile pig fellator.

yeah .... Islam is perfect for you, Kefka.

It was a troll. What the fuck is with you?

 

[Atlas_Collins]

It was a troll. What the fuck is with you?

Aside from hating Islam and muslims scum - I simply trolled your troll bait right back at you, troll.

 

[Kefka]

Sure.

Islam is perfect for you, Kefka. You can grovel with your face in the dirt five times a day and sodomize boys every Friday. Then you can look forward to getting your brains splashed out with all the other muslim scum when we white folks of the West finally put the nicey-nice mask asaide and put back on the iron glove we invented and used to make our civilization the greatest this planet has ever seen.

I personally can't wait for the day when the victorious western soldiers march into Mecca and have a pig roast over the smoldering ruins of the Grand Mosque and use the tumbled stones of the Kaaba as a urinal to piss out the beer they'll drink in their celebration.

It will happen in my lifetime.

Fuck Islam. Fuck muslim scum, Fuck Mohammed the pedophile pig fellator.

yeah .... Islam is perfect for you, Kefka.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Follow the path of Yusef Islam then. He was a sulker too after sales of Buddha and the Chocolate Box went in the shitter.

 

[headvoid]

I would have gone for Buddhism on this one - more believable. Military forums love Buddhists BTW.

 

[Ogami]

I disagree, I think Kefka is ready for Islam. Grab your chicken and get busy!

As well as being truthful about Islam -- just like Al-Zawahiri, and Bin Laden, and many imams -- Khomeini had, as you may recall, some Emily-Post-like tips on matters of etiquette. He suggested that after having sexual intercourse with a chicken, a lamb, a goat, if you decide to kill and cook your former lover, who at least did not make many conversational demands -- this is the Iranian version of not calling someone in the morning, and call me old-fashioned, but I think it illustrates the sad truth that chivalry really is dead -- you must not eat that chicken, lamb, or goat yourself, nor serve it to your family or to your neighbors or even to those inthe village in which you live, but if you know someone in an adjacent village -- Bon Appetit!

One of Nafisi’s students, Nassrin, was employed in translating The Political, Philosophical, Social and Religious Principles of Ayatollah Khomeini. Among other things, it contained a serious consideration of the dilemmas involved in having sex with a chicken: can the man who does such a thing eat the chicken afterwards in accordance with religious law? The answer is no; the bird is, post-coitally, off limits for him and his immediate neighbours. However, a neighbour living two doors away can eat the chicken concerned without incurring any taint!

and Kefka, this one may be of personal interest, beware:

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website. [markups edited]