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Cooking With Cum

Mentalist

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It's not often a site renders me speechless...

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Rule of conduct # 6: No offensive, insulting, profane or vulgar remarks are allowed. Just don't do it...This is a tasteful site about cooking with semen, not a forum to discuss crude sexual fantasies or experiences.

http://www.cookingwithcum.com



Aww, the forums are down until after August. The guesbook is open though.


Hi everyone,
Thanks a lot for all the emails. Most of you are as eager as I am to get the forums back online and I promise that they will be back up soon. At the moment I'm working diligently with my partner to get a high quality recipe book published, but the website has to remain down in the meantime. We just don't have the time to manage both print and web publishing. We'll be back online soon - promise! In the meantime, here is a quick and easy smoothie recipe you might enjoy.

*Holy Protein Smoothie*

Unlike other high protein drinks this one does not use animal proteins such as eggs or whey for nutrition. You will though need more than the average 1 tablespoon of ejaculate for it to technically qualify as a high protein meal substitute.

1 cup fresh fruit (I like mango, papaya and pinapple)

1 ripe banana

1 cup of soy or rice milk (soy has more protein)

1-3 tablespoons of fresh semen (you can even use frozen cum)

Ice cubes

Throw everything into a blender and liquify.

Bon appetite!
Alfredo
cookingwithcum.com
 
can you buy bags of frozen cum in the supermarket?
 
dissolve a penguin mint into semen and shoot it.



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I think I'm going to be sick.
 
OMG, they are serious? Can you imagine buying their cookbook at B&N?
 
It's supposed to be tasty if it's not shooting down the back of your throat due to all those sugars, from what I've heard...
 
^ LOL, ALLEGEDLY!!!
 
I hope you're not alleging I've tried eating cum!

(maybe)
 
Ewww....just ewww.....

Actually cum is quite tasty.
 
HERE I CUM AGAIN ON MY FOOD.
 
Now you're cooking with cum!
 
I JUST WHIPPED UP A SOUFFLE!
 
Does that make you a canibal? Or a cumibal?
 
I'M HAVING AN OLD FRIEND'S CUM FOR DINNER.
 
What can be said?

Mayo makes a good hair gel. Not as good as cum, tho.
 
How is semen not classifiable as animal protein?
 
We were told we couldn't eat it in Vegan class.
 
Ishcabittle said:
What can be said?

Mayo makes a good hair gel. Not as good as cum, tho.

SO YOU'RE THE ONE SPREADING THAT VICIOUS RUMOR IN PEOPLES HAIR!!!! YOU SHOULD SEE THE HATE MAIL IGET!!!!
 
You should see my ex-boyfriend's hair! LOLAPOCOLYPSE!!!
 
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