Cosmic Average

[Mentalist]

All is forgiven. Come back.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hide the kids.

 

[FBI parte due]

Explain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

For some reason, everyone ended up thinking he was a paedo after he left. I can't remember if this was just like the Shatna thing.

 

[headvoid]

They accused me of being a suicide bomber once when i left.

 

[Tisiphone]

We had proof!!!!!!!

 

[whisky]

I was always too lazy to be a suicide bomber, I would just mail someone all the parts necessary to make a bomb, and a set of instructions, with the last line in the instructions being to detonate it whilst holding it.

I'd have got away with it too if the post office hadn't insisted I put a return address on the parcel.