could God create an erection that even he could never wank away?

[CaptainWacky]

yes he's god

 

[Dr Dave]

but would he do that?

 

[Yub]

He wouldn't, He likes people to have babies.

 

[Conchaga]

George Bush is evidence of this theory.

 

[Yub]

There is a purpose for everyone even George W. Faith is nothing without being tested, George W. being proof of this, as he truly tests the faith of sober minded Christians everywhere, not to mention patience and the ability not to kill morons who sorely deserve it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What was the point of dinosaurs?

 

[Yub]

Entertainment of course!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Uh huh...

 

[Gagh]

There's nothing God can't do. What else could explain Kerry Katona?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's from Iceland.

 

[CaptainWacky]

probably the only good thread title ever

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

God created the dinosaurs so that modern civilization could have oil to power everything and kill the environment.

God created the people who accidentally created Viagra, which was supposed to be a heart medication, but it sucked at its intended purpose but they noticed this radical side effect and BOOM, billion dollar industry. I mean the benefits to the porn industry alone...

 

[CaptainWacky]

God created CaptainWacky and gave him crippling social skills, to the point where he could only exist on this one particular message board, AND HE WANTS YE TO KEEPETH WACKY COMPANY FOREVER, FOR IT IS WRITTEN AND SO IT IS SUCH, AMEN, PRAISE LANSBURY.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

ALL HAIL THE LANSBURY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[whisky]

Excuse me, what does god need with an erection?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Something to wank?