Coyote Ugly is Rude Little Pig

[eloisel]

Alec Baldwin said so.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Generally but that's why we love him.

 

[eloisel]

Well, I think we should make a national incident out of it. I think CU ought to go on TV and cry real tears about the hurt and anguish he feels for being called an unrefined scrawny mud wallering critter with a belly that drags the ground, a curly tail, little beady eyes, and a snotty snout. Alec should apologise to him and write 100 times "I will not call that flea bitten mange ridden hairy-assed troll a rude little pig every again and if I do he can huff and puff until he blows my house in." Too bad CU isn't WU (wolf ugly) so that little analogy would fit so much neater.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I'm calling The Insider right now!

 

[Starship Coyote]

Well, I think we should make a national incident out of it. I think CU ought to go on TV and cry real tears about the hurt and anguish he feels for being called an unrefined scrawny mud wallering critter with a belly that drags the ground, a curly tail, little beady eyes, and a snotty snout. Alec should apologise to him and write 100 times "I will not call that flea bitten mange ridden hairy-assed troll a rude little pig every again and if I do he can huff and puff until he blows my house in." Too bad CU isn't WU (wolf ugly) so that little analogy would fit so much neater.

Don't scream this too loud, or GiGi will come over here wanting me to mount her.

 

[speck]

Well, I think we should make a national incident out of it. I think CU ought to go on TV and cry real tears about the hurt and anguish he feels

I can't even imagine CU doing the Jerry falwell crying bit.

 

[Maylie]

ummm OK...I've always liked CU...

But I suppose inquiring minds need to know.

Call The Star and National Enquirer also, we want worldwide coverage on this!!!

 

[eloisel]

Don't scream this too loud, or GiGi will come over here wanting me to mount her.

LOL - it would be a change from you begging her to let you hump her leg.