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Crab Cakes

They taste VERY MUCH like crab, and VERY LITTLE like cake.

Let's be honest, and call them "crab patties."

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Put it on a bun, and call it a CRAB BURGER!
 
Or tortilla: CRAB WRAP

Not to be confused with Captain Wackeeeys' famous so ng "Crab Rap."
 
SECRET CRABBY PATTY RECIPE!!
 
If you want to play hockey; it's a CRAB PUCK!
 
Alan's Fact Of The Day: Crab sticks contain no actua crab and since 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "crab flavoured sticks"!
 
A crab flavored stick would be cause to visit teh clinic!
 
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