This guy places a personal ad in my local paper at least once a month, and as far as I can tell, he's been doing it for YEARS. I can't imagine how much money he's spent placing these ads. He's obsessed with the "Shakespearean translation" of TV shows, commercials, and people he knows or sees in real life. The paper censors out the last names of people who aren't famous, and sometimes they censor the last name of people who are famous by accident. I've been meaning to scan one of these for a long time, but I always forget and the paper gets thrown away. The website he lists at the end of each article has been down for a long time, so I suppose most of his crazy is lost forever. I did find mention of him on another forum, once. The person was hired to upload this stuff on George's website, this was back in 2007!
