CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
WELL IT'S AC TEAVIE THREAd
LET'S DRAW a PICTURe
WITH WORDS
A WORDTURE
YEAH, LEt'S DO THAt
OKAY
HERE WE GO
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WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
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Can you swee what it is yet?
its's a SWORD!
ssee, its' a play on WORDS
since it says "SWORD"
if you read it a certain way
LOL I'm SO CLEVEr
mUCHY MORE CLEVERERER THAN HITLER
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IS IT ENOUGH YEt
HAVE I SUFFERED ENOUGH
CAN LIFE BEGIN?
HAVE I MADE UP FOR THE TERRIBLE CRIME I COMMITED BUT CAN'T REMEMBER?
WILL EVERYTHING START MAKING SNES ENOW?
THE VEIL LIFTED BACK?
IS IT TIME YET?
I'M RUNNING OUT OF LIFE
HURRY UP AND START IT
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CNADNFNKadg
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DOCTOR DVAE STOYR
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DOCTOR DAVE ATE A DOG AND THEN WENT TO THE DENTIST BECAUESE HIS TEETH HURT AND HIS DENTIST WHO WAS A SEXY WOMAN SAID "DOCTOR DAVE THERE ARE BITS OF DOG STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH" AND HE SAID "HTAT'S RIGHT BITCH I EAT DOGS THEY ARE JUST ANIMALS LIKE COWS AND PIGS AND HORSES AND MONKEYS WHY SHOULDN'T I EAT THEM THE SAME WAY I EAT PIGS AND COWS AND HORSES AND MONKEYS WE ALL EAT ANIMALS SO WHY NOT DOGS YOU HYPOCRITE NOW FIX MY TEETH OR I'LL FIX YOU GOOD, WHORE" AND SHE SAID "YES YOU ARE RIGHT YOU MAKE SO MUCH SENSE DOCTOR DAVE MAKE SEX TO ME" AND HE SAID "FUCK YEAH, THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK YOU SLUT, HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU USE THAT STUFF THAT NUMBS YOUR GUMS TO NUMB MY HUGE DICK TO MAKE IT EXTRA HARD SO I CAN FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF LIKE I SOMETIMES DO WHEN I MAKE LOVE BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING EARNEST AND HORNY AND INTO PUSSY" AND SHE SAID "OKAY DEAR" AND SHE DID AND HE SAID "GOOD" AND THEY HAD SEX THEN SHE SAID "OH MY GOD YOU'VE FUCKED UP MY INTERNAL ORGANS AND I'M GOING TO DIE NOW" AND HE SAID "YEP I DO THAT A LOT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO WHORE" AND PUNCHED HER AND WENT OUT AND ATE A BABY THE END
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BEST DOCTOR DAVE STORY EVER
LET'S DRAW a PICTURe
WITH WORDS
A WORDTURE
YEAH, LEt'S DO THAt
OKAY
HERE WE GO
___________
WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
________________
Can you swee what it is yet?
its's a SWORD!
ssee, its' a play on WORDS
since it says "SWORD"
if you read it a certain way
LOL I'm SO CLEVEr
mUCHY MORE CLEVERERER THAN HITLER
____________________
IS IT ENOUGH YEt
HAVE I SUFFERED ENOUGH
CAN LIFE BEGIN?
HAVE I MADE UP FOR THE TERRIBLE CRIME I COMMITED BUT CAN'T REMEMBER?
WILL EVERYTHING START MAKING SNES ENOW?
THE VEIL LIFTED BACK?
IS IT TIME YET?
I'M RUNNING OUT OF LIFE
HURRY UP AND START IT
_________--
CNADNFNKadg
gs
DOCTOR DVAE STOYR
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DOCTOR DAVE ATE A DOG AND THEN WENT TO THE DENTIST BECAUESE HIS TEETH HURT AND HIS DENTIST WHO WAS A SEXY WOMAN SAID "DOCTOR DAVE THERE ARE BITS OF DOG STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH" AND HE SAID "HTAT'S RIGHT BITCH I EAT DOGS THEY ARE JUST ANIMALS LIKE COWS AND PIGS AND HORSES AND MONKEYS WHY SHOULDN'T I EAT THEM THE SAME WAY I EAT PIGS AND COWS AND HORSES AND MONKEYS WE ALL EAT ANIMALS SO WHY NOT DOGS YOU HYPOCRITE NOW FIX MY TEETH OR I'LL FIX YOU GOOD, WHORE" AND SHE SAID "YES YOU ARE RIGHT YOU MAKE SO MUCH SENSE DOCTOR DAVE MAKE SEX TO ME" AND HE SAID "FUCK YEAH, THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK YOU SLUT, HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU USE THAT STUFF THAT NUMBS YOUR GUMS TO NUMB MY HUGE DICK TO MAKE IT EXTRA HARD SO I CAN FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF LIKE I SOMETIMES DO WHEN I MAKE LOVE BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING EARNEST AND HORNY AND INTO PUSSY" AND SHE SAID "OKAY DEAR" AND SHE DID AND HE SAID "GOOD" AND THEY HAD SEX THEN SHE SAID "OH MY GOD YOU'VE FUCKED UP MY INTERNAL ORGANS AND I'M GOING TO DIE NOW" AND HE SAID "YEP I DO THAT A LOT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO WHORE" AND PUNCHED HER AND WENT OUT AND ATE A BABY THE END
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BEST DOCTOR DAVE STORY EVER