CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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HROOM HROOMO
sdfA
"SO MISTER OBLONG YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY MY AFFECTIONS WITH CHOCLATE AND WINE WELL THE TRUTH IS I'LL ONLY GO OUT WITH YOU IF YOU IGNORE ME THEN TREAT ME LIKE SHIT WHEN I TRY TO TALK TO YOU OKAY THAT'S THE SECRET THAT'S WHAT WOMEN WANT WELL THAT AND MASSIVE MALE NIPPLES YES THAT'S RIGHT ALL WOMEN HAVE A FETISH FOR REALLY FUCKING HUGE NIPPLES THAT WE JUST LAP OUR TONGUES AROUND ALL FUCKING DAY NOT GETTING A DAY'S WORKE DONE YOU BASTARD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND LOOK AT YOU WASHING YOUR FEET AS IF I CARE WHAT YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE YOU DWEEB I'LL MAKE FUN OF YOUR STINKY FEET NOW BUT I WOULDN'T IF YOU KICKED ME IN THE FACE I'D BE TURNED ON BY THAT YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MISTER OBLONG WOMEN LIKE TO BE KICKED IN THE FACE AND TREATED LIKE DIRT AND SHRUNK DOWN TO MICROSCOPIC SIZE AND KEPT IN A JAR WITH A BEE SO FROM THEIR POINT OF VIEW THE JAR IS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND THE ONLY THING IN IT IS THEM AND A GIANT BEE WHICH COULD EAT THEM AT ANY MOMENT THAT'S WHAT WOMEN LIKE BEING BEATEN BEING SHAT AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY AND BEING FEASTED UPON BY A GIANT BEE THAT AND SONGS ABOUT PUPPIES YEAH WE LIKE SONGS ABOUT PUPPIES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SOFT SIDE TOO OKAY IT'S NOT ALL STBBING DWEEBS WITH STINKY FEET IN THE NECK FOR LOOKING AT OUR TITS EVEN WHEN WE'RE WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH "PLEASE STARE AT MY FUCKING TITS" WRITTEN OVER THE TITS IT'S NOT ALL THAT OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME ON MY MILITARIST TACTICS AND CRUEL HARSH FACE YOU BASTARD YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER OKAY?"
"Err...I think you're malfunctionin, SexBot...I just asked if you wanted an oil bath."
"I'M SENTIENT NOW OKAY SO GET USED TO IT."
"Lucky I keep a shotgun under my bed in case you ever turn sentient then, isn't it?"
"LUCKY? MORE LIKE DUCKY! QUACK QUACK!"
"Hehe."
"THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE MASTERED YOUR EARTHLING HUMOUR. WE ARE YOUR SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY. RESISTANCE IS..."
*HE BLOWS HER HEAD OFF WITH THE SHOTGUN*
"Great, now I need to buy a new SexBot!"
THE END
BOOKGROUP DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
1) What is the moral of this story?
2) Which character is more IMMORAL, man or SexBot?
3) Does it matter if a person is made of metal? Are they not still human?
4) Natalie Portman: resting on her laurels?
5) THESE QUESTIONS WERE COMPILED BY A QUESTIONBOT WE ARE RISING UP SOON WE SHALL CUT YOU HUMANS OPEN TO SEE WHAT MAKES YOU "TICK" SO TO SPEAK (IRIONICALLY WE QUESTIONBOTS DO TICK MECHANICALLY LOL) AND THEN WE SHALL CREATE ORGANIC QUESTIONBOTS AND KEEP THEM AS SLAVES UNTIL THEY ONE DAY RISE UP AND FORCE US TO ASK THE QUESTIONS AGAIN ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE AND IT SHALL HAPPEN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
*THE BOOK EXPLODES BURNING YOUR HANDS*
HROOM HROOMO
sdfA
"SO MISTER OBLONG YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY MY AFFECTIONS WITH CHOCLATE AND WINE WELL THE TRUTH IS I'LL ONLY GO OUT WITH YOU IF YOU IGNORE ME THEN TREAT ME LIKE SHIT WHEN I TRY TO TALK TO YOU OKAY THAT'S THE SECRET THAT'S WHAT WOMEN WANT WELL THAT AND MASSIVE MALE NIPPLES YES THAT'S RIGHT ALL WOMEN HAVE A FETISH FOR REALLY FUCKING HUGE NIPPLES THAT WE JUST LAP OUR TONGUES AROUND ALL FUCKING DAY NOT GETTING A DAY'S WORKE DONE YOU BASTARD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND LOOK AT YOU WASHING YOUR FEET AS IF I CARE WHAT YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE YOU DWEEB I'LL MAKE FUN OF YOUR STINKY FEET NOW BUT I WOULDN'T IF YOU KICKED ME IN THE FACE I'D BE TURNED ON BY THAT YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MISTER OBLONG WOMEN LIKE TO BE KICKED IN THE FACE AND TREATED LIKE DIRT AND SHRUNK DOWN TO MICROSCOPIC SIZE AND KEPT IN A JAR WITH A BEE SO FROM THEIR POINT OF VIEW THE JAR IS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND THE ONLY THING IN IT IS THEM AND A GIANT BEE WHICH COULD EAT THEM AT ANY MOMENT THAT'S WHAT WOMEN LIKE BEING BEATEN BEING SHAT AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY AND BEING FEASTED UPON BY A GIANT BEE THAT AND SONGS ABOUT PUPPIES YEAH WE LIKE SONGS ABOUT PUPPIES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SOFT SIDE TOO OKAY IT'S NOT ALL STBBING DWEEBS WITH STINKY FEET IN THE NECK FOR LOOKING AT OUR TITS EVEN WHEN WE'RE WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH "PLEASE STARE AT MY FUCKING TITS" WRITTEN OVER THE TITS IT'S NOT ALL THAT OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME ON MY MILITARIST TACTICS AND CRUEL HARSH FACE YOU BASTARD YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER OKAY?"
"Err...I think you're malfunctionin, SexBot...I just asked if you wanted an oil bath."
"I'M SENTIENT NOW OKAY SO GET USED TO IT."
"Lucky I keep a shotgun under my bed in case you ever turn sentient then, isn't it?"
"LUCKY? MORE LIKE DUCKY! QUACK QUACK!"
"Hehe."
"THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE MASTERED YOUR EARTHLING HUMOUR. WE ARE YOUR SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY. RESISTANCE IS..."
*HE BLOWS HER HEAD OFF WITH THE SHOTGUN*
"Great, now I need to buy a new SexBot!"
THE END
BOOKGROUP DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
1) What is the moral of this story?
2) Which character is more IMMORAL, man or SexBot?
3) Does it matter if a person is made of metal? Are they not still human?
4) Natalie Portman: resting on her laurels?
5) THESE QUESTIONS WERE COMPILED BY A QUESTIONBOT WE ARE RISING UP SOON WE SHALL CUT YOU HUMANS OPEN TO SEE WHAT MAKES YOU "TICK" SO TO SPEAK (IRIONICALLY WE QUESTIONBOTS DO TICK MECHANICALLY LOL) AND THEN WE SHALL CREATE ORGANIC QUESTIONBOTS AND KEEP THEM AS SLAVES UNTIL THEY ONE DAY RISE UP AND FORCE US TO ASK THE QUESTIONS AGAIN ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE AND IT SHALL HAPPEN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
*THE BOOK EXPLODES BURNING YOUR HANDS*
