CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"DO IT."
"I..."
"DO IT."
"It'll...it's bad..."
"INSERT THE NEEDLE. I NEED THIS."
"Come on man...this is timejuice."
"YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS LIKE WHEN YOU MARRIED ME."
"Stop shouting."
"STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT. Do it."
"But you could die...people die when they take timejuice...I read it on the net..."
"DO IT."
"I mean, the fact that you can't do it yourself...because you're so weak..."
"IT WILL MAKE ME STRONG."
"You'll travel through time!"
"Ah, now we're getting to the real issue. Scared I'll leave you?"
"Well, you WILL leave me, that's guaranteed."
"For seconds. I'll appear back instantly."
"From my point of view...for you it could be years..."
"YES, YES...YEARS! YEARS! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh, stop that..."
"DO IT."
"Can't I take some too? Isn't there a way...if we both inject and hold hands we can travel together?"
"That's fucking retarded. DO IT."
"Don't forget me..."
"DO IT, NOW."
"Okay..."
"YES...YES...I'M MOVING...TIME!"
"Bye..."
"I'm back, my love."
"That was...instant."
"It was four years."
"Shit."
"I love you. I'm sorry for forcing you to do this."
"So...this time travel has changed you?"
"Yes, my love. In many ways."
"That's...that's great! Isn't it?"
"For me, yes."
"For you? Not for me?"
"Well, I'm a murderer now."
"...oh. But you said sorry..."
"I am sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you. So rude. Don't worry, my love. When you're dead, no one can ever be rude to you again..."
"NOOOOO!"
"Now who's yelling!"
"I..."
"DO IT."
"It'll...it's bad..."
"INSERT THE NEEDLE. I NEED THIS."
"Come on man...this is timejuice."
"YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS LIKE WHEN YOU MARRIED ME."
"Stop shouting."
"STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT. Do it."
"But you could die...people die when they take timejuice...I read it on the net..."
"DO IT."
"I mean, the fact that you can't do it yourself...because you're so weak..."
"IT WILL MAKE ME STRONG."
"You'll travel through time!"
"Ah, now we're getting to the real issue. Scared I'll leave you?"
"Well, you WILL leave me, that's guaranteed."
"For seconds. I'll appear back instantly."
"From my point of view...for you it could be years..."
"YES, YES...YEARS! YEARS! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh, stop that..."
"DO IT."
"Can't I take some too? Isn't there a way...if we both inject and hold hands we can travel together?"
"That's fucking retarded. DO IT."
"Don't forget me..."
"DO IT, NOW."
"Okay..."
"YES...YES...I'M MOVING...TIME!"
"Bye..."
"I'm back, my love."
"That was...instant."
"It was four years."
"Shit."
"I love you. I'm sorry for forcing you to do this."
"So...this time travel has changed you?"
"Yes, my love. In many ways."
"That's...that's great! Isn't it?"
"For me, yes."
"For you? Not for me?"
"Well, I'm a murderer now."
"...oh. But you said sorry..."
"I am sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you. So rude. Don't worry, my love. When you're dead, no one can ever be rude to you again..."
"NOOOOO!"
"Now who's yelling!"
