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WHAT HAPEPNEDX TO MISTER EGGY DID HIS NOSE EPXLODEY WILLL NO HE JUST DECIDEDN OTNING MADE SENSE AND SMASHED HIS HAD AGAINST THE STATUE OF THE POPE THAT THEY HAVE UP IN HIS LOCAL TESCO THE POOR BASTAREDEFD BUT IN A WAY HE WAS THE SZNAE ONE FOR KILLING HIMSELF AND WE ARE THE CTRAZY ONES FOR LIVING IN THIS FUCKING WORLD I GUESS YOU COULD SAY EH CHAPS WHOOT WHOOT BUT I GUESS MAYBE IT WAS A CHEMCIAL IMBALACEN RESPONSBII LE FOR HIS SHATTERE SHELLHEAD SO HE REALLY WAS CRAZY AND IT 'S BEST TO THINK OF HIM AS CARZZY AND PUT THAT MAN OUT OF OUR MINDS FOREVER AND KEEP GOING TO WORK AND KISSSING OUR WIVES AND EATING PIZZA AND NOT WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL FOR AND JUST KEEP WAITING FOR IT TO GET BETTER BECAUSE IT WILL GET BETTER YOU KNOW IF YOU JUST KEEP DOING THE RIGHT THINGS AND LIVING LIFE TO SCHEDULE AND THEN YU O WILL BE OLD AND DIE BUT AT ALLEAST YOU'LL KNOW YOU DID EVERYTYHING RIGHT IN LIFE AND YOU CAN SMILE SMUGLY RIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE AND TELL YORU GREAT GRANDCHILDREN TO LIVE THE SAME LIFE AS YOU AND REPEAT THe CYCLE ANDT REPEAT AND REAPTE THE AND THE HUMANR ACE DONES'T EVOLVE OR AHCNGE BUT THAt'S OKAY EH CHAPS BECASUE EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND OCCASIONALY SOME CRAZY WASPS WILL KILL THEMESLVES AND SOME BEES MIGHT TOO BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE BAD EGGS EH CHAPS THEY IS WHACK MAN YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE TITS ON HER MAN EVEN IF YOU DON'T REALLY CARE JUsT PRETEND YOU DO JUST REPLY YEAH MAN I SAW THE TITS ON HER THOSE WERE SOME TITSOME TITS I SURE DID ENJOY LOOKING AT THEM AND DESPERATELY CONVINCE YOUrSELF THAT YOU DID ENJOY LOOKING AT THEM THEN AGREE WITH ALL HIS OPINIONS ON MOVIES AND MUSIC AND MEERCATS AND SMILE HIAPPY AND KEEP EATInG THAT PIZZA AND SMILING AND DOING IT ALL RIGHT AND DON'T YOU EVEN CONSIDER SMAHSING YOUR HEAD IN ON A SATTUE OF THE FUCKING POPE IN TESCO EH CHAPS DON'T YOU EVEN CONSIDER THAT BAULDERDAHs ANd IF YOU SEE SOMETONE WITH A BROKEN BRAIN DOING THINGS WRONG JUST TUT IN DISDAIN BECAUSE THEY COUDL DO THINGS RIGHT IF THEY WANTED TOO THEY MUST KNOW THE RIgHT BPATH AND THE THEY ARE ACTIVELY REJeCTING IT THAT MUST BE IT BEACSUE THERE IS A RIGHT PATH THERE IS AND IT MAKES SENSE TO EVERYONE AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE TO THEM IF THEY WALKED IT THE STUBBORN MULES EH CHPAS THEY'RE JUST BEING STUBBORN SO JUST YOU TUT AND WALK ON BY EH CHPASsssssssssssss
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WHAT HAPEPNEDX TO MISTER EGGY DID HIS NOSE EPXLODEY WILLL NO HE JUST DECIDEDN OTNING MADE SENSE AND SMASHED HIS HAD AGAINST THE STATUE OF THE POPE THAT THEY HAVE UP IN HIS LOCAL TESCO THE POOR BASTAREDEFD BUT IN A WAY HE WAS THE SZNAE ONE FOR KILLING HIMSELF AND WE ARE THE CTRAZY ONES FOR LIVING IN THIS FUCKING WORLD I GUESS YOU COULD SAY EH CHAPS WHOOT WHOOT BUT I GUESS MAYBE IT WAS A CHEMCIAL IMBALACEN RESPONSBII LE FOR HIS SHATTERE SHELLHEAD SO HE REALLY WAS CRAZY AND IT 'S BEST TO THINK OF HIM AS CARZZY AND PUT THAT MAN OUT OF OUR MINDS FOREVER AND KEEP GOING TO WORK AND KISSSING OUR WIVES AND EATING PIZZA AND NOT WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL FOR AND JUST KEEP WAITING FOR IT TO GET BETTER BECAUSE IT WILL GET BETTER YOU KNOW IF YOU JUST KEEP DOING THE RIGHT THINGS AND LIVING LIFE TO SCHEDULE AND THEN YU O WILL BE OLD AND DIE BUT AT ALLEAST YOU'LL KNOW YOU DID EVERYTYHING RIGHT IN LIFE AND YOU CAN SMILE SMUGLY RIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE AND TELL YORU GREAT GRANDCHILDREN TO LIVE THE SAME LIFE AS YOU AND REPEAT THe CYCLE ANDT REPEAT AND REAPTE THE AND THE HUMANR ACE DONES'T EVOLVE OR AHCNGE BUT THAt'S OKAY EH CHAPS BECASUE EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND OCCASIONALY SOME CRAZY WASPS WILL KILL THEMESLVES AND SOME BEES MIGHT TOO BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE BAD EGGS EH CHAPS THEY IS WHACK MAN YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE TITS ON HER MAN EVEN IF YOU DON'T REALLY CARE JUsT PRETEND YOU DO JUST REPLY YEAH MAN I SAW THE TITS ON HER THOSE WERE SOME TITSOME TITS I SURE DID ENJOY LOOKING AT THEM AND DESPERATELY CONVINCE YOUrSELF THAT YOU DID ENJOY LOOKING AT THEM THEN AGREE WITH ALL HIS OPINIONS ON MOVIES AND MUSIC AND MEERCATS AND SMILE HIAPPY AND KEEP EATInG THAT PIZZA AND SMILING AND DOING IT ALL RIGHT AND DON'T YOU EVEN CONSIDER SMAHSING YOUR HEAD IN ON A SATTUE OF THE FUCKING POPE IN TESCO EH CHAPS DON'T YOU EVEN CONSIDER THAT BAULDERDAHs ANd IF YOU SEE SOMETONE WITH A BROKEN BRAIN DOING THINGS WRONG JUST TUT IN DISDAIN BECAUSE THEY COUDL DO THINGS RIGHT IF THEY WANTED TOO THEY MUST KNOW THE RIgHT BPATH AND THE THEY ARE ACTIVELY REJeCTING IT THAT MUST BE IT BEACSUE THERE IS A RIGHT PATH THERE IS AND IT MAKES SENSE TO EVERYONE AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE TO THEM IF THEY WALKED IT THE STUBBORN MULES EH CHPAS THEY'RE JUST BEING STUBBORN SO JUST YOU TUT AND WALK ON BY EH CHPASsssssssssssss
