SaintPwnsalot
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Fuck me. I'm invading Caledonia and Illyria because there are too many cripples there.
But fuck they are stupid. Yes. No. Perhaps and maybe. Once a person is crippled then they are no longer a subject of our mighty British-Canadian Empire. With Saxon blood of course. When a person is crippled their race magically changes from Anglo-Saxon to non-Anglo-Saxon.
My ancestors knew how to get their groove on when they had pajama parties and sacrificed virgins to a batch of bland stones which currently serve no purpose. Yes but fuck they are old and thus better than you.
Fuck me.
I am GOD. THE GOD. GODDY GOD OF GODSHIP. I am so noble. Especially when talking about my 10,352 inch penis. Convert the metric yourself you lazy American. Americans never invented anything. HA. But fuck we Canadians had to supply them with the technicial knowledge and initiative to create the light bulb and other things. We won all our wars. Canada used to control the whole world but we lost that when Spock and McCoy went back in time to correct a horrible mistake.
But back to the topic. Fuck cannot you lazy Americans stick to the topic? Fuck me but fuck me but fuck you are stupid.
I'm so noble. I can't stand people who are crippled. Why? Fuck. They are crippled and I am GOD. I have no real reason behind this thinking other than my existence as a persistent yet deluded pest. Like a New York cockroach. Like a cockroach of the mighty Canadian empire.
Fuck me.
But fuck they are stupid. Yes. No. Perhaps and maybe. Once a person is crippled then they are no longer a subject of our mighty British-Canadian Empire. With Saxon blood of course. When a person is crippled their race magically changes from Anglo-Saxon to non-Anglo-Saxon.
My ancestors knew how to get their groove on when they had pajama parties and sacrificed virgins to a batch of bland stones which currently serve no purpose. Yes but fuck they are old and thus better than you.
Fuck me.
I am GOD. THE GOD. GODDY GOD OF GODSHIP. I am so noble. Especially when talking about my 10,352 inch penis. Convert the metric yourself you lazy American. Americans never invented anything. HA. But fuck we Canadians had to supply them with the technicial knowledge and initiative to create the light bulb and other things. We won all our wars. Canada used to control the whole world but we lost that when Spock and McCoy went back in time to correct a horrible mistake.
But back to the topic. Fuck cannot you lazy Americans stick to the topic? Fuck me but fuck me but fuck you are stupid.
I'm so noble. I can't stand people who are crippled. Why? Fuck. They are crippled and I am GOD. I have no real reason behind this thinking other than my existence as a persistent yet deluded pest. Like a New York cockroach. Like a cockroach of the mighty Canadian empire.
Fuck me.
CRIPPLES PWNED BY SAINTPWNSALOT
