Crow

[Mirah]

I am going to be a crow for Halloween.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sounds elaborate!

 

[Dr Dave]

I will not be dressing up for Halloween (as per tradition).

 

[Mirah]

But, but I need a scarecrow!
Or a worm.

Dude, I will dress up like a crow and then I will knock everyone's trash over and go "cah cah cah" DR_Dave you should do it!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

You can come knock over my trash, and I will throw Kit Kats at you.

 

[Mirah]

That would be fun.
I already found examples of what I want to do. I do not want to be a sexy crow though-that is just dumb.

 

[Dr Dave]

But, but I need a scarecrow!
Or a worm.

Dude, I will dress up like a crow and then I will knock everyone's trash over and go "cah cah cah" DR_Dave you should do it!!!!!

And get trash on me? Surely you jest?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I will be dressing up as CaptainWacky for Halloween.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good costume!

 

[Mirah]

Okay, so I am still going to be a crow, but I forgot about my desire a couple of years ago to be a woman, dressed as a man dressed as a woman. So basically a drag queen, yet I have to look like a guy first. Anyone got a dick I can borrow?

 

[Dr Dave]

*shakes head*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ask Barry TenDicks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Cassie has a wide selection to choose from...if you don't mind used.

 

[Mirah]

I don't think I have time to make a stupid fucking crow costume for this year. I will have to try for next year.
Here are my choices
Velma (Scooby Doo)
Belly Dancer
Olive Oil (from Popeye)
Scary Mask
Cat Mask, 3 different options of cats actually
Creepy Trench coat guy (Just kidding I don't have this costume, just kidding I probably do LOL)
Partial steam punk costume with goggles, (I did this last year)

 

[Dr Dave]

You could go as Bick!

 

[Mirah]

So....I was at lunch yesterday (I thought I already posted about this)
This was the lunch where I was eating ice-cream.

I was sitting in my car

and there were 2 crows outside

but I had nothing to feed them except 1 crumb in my car-

BUT THEN! I REMEMBERED I HAD A BAG OF COFFEE BEANS IN MY CAR!!!!!!!!

SO I OPENED UP THE BAG AND THREW A FEW BEANS OUT THE WINDOW.

The crow pecked at the bean and then sort of walked away, but then came back. I threw more out the window, they kept pecking at them, and pretty soon
in the afternoon a whole bunch of crows were flying around crazy like!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tomorrow: CRACK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Feeding them ice cream seems the next logical step.

 

[Mirah]

I left more coffee beans in the parking lot to which they pecked at.
Then they were going crazy, I thought it was the caffeine, but turns out there has been a hawk hanging out this last week.
AND
I think the hawk is going after this rat that got killed, maybe it wasn't completely dead yet, I'm not sure-

gross