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Cruel things you did as a kid

I gave another young person a meth butt rocket.
 
If you take Charlemoor and rearrange
the letters you get El Machorro.
You all knew that right?
I was trolling..hee haw!
 
I took a few murderous swings at a bully wearing an ice skate on my hand.
 
El Machorro said:
If you take Charlemoor and rearrange
the letters you get El Machorro.
You all knew that right?
I was trolling..hee haw!
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We knew Charlemoor was a retard, and that's really all we needed to know. You suck and you're a whiner. People laugh at you on three different boards, and you don't even realize it.


OMG, I was just cruel!!
 
Okay, I just thought about some cruel shit my brothers used to do and one sticks out in my mind...My second oldest brother used to get my third oldest brother and I to do our chores by telling us he'd sprayed Endust (furniture polish) on a straight pin and he'd poke us with it and we'd die. That's messed up. And then of course there was the time he convinced my third oldest brother to turn all of our towels inside out. My brother was an evil genius I tell you.
 
My brother, a friend and I went on a vandalism rampage at a Catholic school. I let myself get caught, ended up doing community service at the old folks home.
 
redemption!
 
How do you turn a towel inside out?
 
my next door neighboor was my "best friend" through geographical conveniences... he had a younger sister - one day she was really annoying us as we were playing badminton. i flung my racket at her in a fit of temper, not thinking it would actually hit her. it did, she fell to the ground in pain but my friend didn't see it.

he asked me what happened and i said she must have fallen down. he looked at me as though he knew i was lying, but he just gathered her up and went back to their house next door, effectively ending the play date. i never got to apologize because i thought it would be best to keep the lie alive, but i've always regretted it.
 
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