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Curry Rangers

SamhainP8

I Love Luci
Hi all,

SP8 here, let me just start off by saying ‘Curry, everybody loves it, everybody wants and needs it‘.

My business partner DH and I recently undertook a trip to Japan to undertake a pilot study into the Japanese peoples acceptance and enthusiasm for a new breed of superhero. The Curry Rangers!

Now you may be familiar with the Power Rangers, but did you know there are many, many other groups of Rangers in Japan? I'm not an expert, but just for a quick background, the "Goranger" were the original Ranger group("go" means five). Like the "Gorangers" every subsequent ranger group has had five people, four male and one female, all clothed in tights of various colors and sporting visored helmets on their heads.

Unfortunately as we are still struggling entrepreneurial university students we couldn’t fund our dream completely. So we had to settle for just us two rangers two make the trip and embarrassingly we due to the aforementioned budget constraints, matching attire was in order.



The above picture gives you and idea of what the "Curry Rangers" are about. Following the ranger laws set down by our Japanese buddies there will be of course a total of five CURRY RANGERS each representing different flavours of curry e.g.

1 - Yellow Chicken Curry Ranger
2 - Black Bean Curry Ranger
3 - Pink Pork Curry Ranger (female of course)
4 - Red Shrimp Curry Ranger
5 - Brown Beef Curry Ranger

Now like I mentioned the Japanese have a long history of Loving curry and of idolising ‘Rangers’, so clearly there is a ready market out there for the CURRY RANGERS!!

Now take a look at the following picture and you will see an example of the reception that we received in Japan. On average parents were not so impressed with us (but maybe that had more to do with our total inability to communicate in Japanese) But the kiddies LOVED US!!!



The young curry loving child market in Japan appears to be completely under exploited! There are literally millions of potential Curry Ranger loving kids out there who hassle their parents into buying our products! The potential is mind blowing!

DH and myself have unfortunately been unable to find corporate sponsorship to develop and market our brand, so like many brilliant \ideas and inventions we are currently seeking alternative backers.

We look forward to conferring with you,

Best regards,

SP8
 
We are currently brainstorming a few plot ideas and story lines. We believe that the story of the Curry Rangers should evolve for each new episode to keep the material fresh and the young naïve Japanese Children enthralled and demanding their parents to buy our products. We are also investigating subliminal message technologies to further influence the young Japanese minds.

Episode 1
When sorceress Rita Repulsa was released from her Lithuanian prison, Zordon had to take action and form the Curry Rangers. Five high school students begin the legacy by using Curry Coins to transform and ward off evil space aliens with their Dinozords.

Episode 2
With the Curry Coins destroyed, the Rangers needed a new source of Curry, and so they reformed the Zeo Crystal, which turned them into the Curry Rangers Zeo. Using their Zeo Currys, they must protect the Earth from invasion by the Machine Empire.


Episode 3
When lady pirate Divatox threatens the safety of Earth, the Rangers' only hope lies in the amazing Turbo Currys, which have made them the Curry Rangers Turbo. This revved up team finds assistance in the Blue Senturion, and the mysterious Phantom Ranger.

Episode 4
Blast off into the final frontier as the Rangers take off for outer space to prevent Dark Specter from stealing Zordon's energy. They become the Curry Rangers in Space, soaring through the cosmos in the Astro Megaship, and fighting the princess of evil, Astronema.


Episode 5
The Curry Rangers travel deep into space aboard a space station from Earth, where they encounter more evil aliens. Curry Rangers Lost Galaxy chronicles their fight to protect the colony, using the Curry of the Quasar Sabers, and their Galactazords.

Episode 6
When demons resurface to capture the city of Mariner Bay, a defense organization assembles a team to fight the forces of evil. The five heroes of Curry Rangers Lightspeed Rescue utilize cutting edge technology to defend the city.

Episode 7
When a sinister mutant travels into the past, only one force can bring him in - Curry Rangers Time Force. The legendary team battles to prevent Ransik from taking over the year 2012, aided by futuristic weapons and vehicles, as well as the Quantum Curry Ranger.


Episode 8
The pollution of the Earth has allowed an ancient evil to escape. Ancient Curry Animals choose young warriors to defend the planet as Curry Ranger Wild Force. These heroes fend off the forces of the Org empire with savage weaponry and an army of Wild Zords.

Episode 9
Three rebellious students are the last ones remaining at their curry ninja academy after evil aliens attack the Earth. To save the world, their curry ninja master teaches them to harness ancient mystical curry energies that transform them into Curry Rangers.


Episode 10
Dr. John Cocker must recruit a lone musician, a champion gamer, and a hotshot soccer player to become Curry Rangers to save the world against Mesogog. He must reignite his past as a Curry Ranger, by becoming the Black Curry Ranger and leading the team. With the help of a once evil White Ranger, the Curry Rangers must bond with the Dino Gems and stop Mesogog once and for all.


Episode 11
Under the command of Anubus Cruger, a highly trained unit of police, the Space Patrol Delta, or S.P.D., has been formed to keep the peace. Five heroes are united together to serve and protect the galaxy as the Curry Rangers S.P.D. - against the evil Emperor Gruumm, the commander of a battle space ship.

Episode 12
Planet Earth is living in a time of peace when quiet serenity is shattered under attack from a new evil... It is then that five daring teens learn their true identities - heroes entrusted with mystical Currys destined to defend the Earth as Curry Rangers Mystic Force.
 
Theme Song

"I Wanna Be A Curry Ranger"

I wanna be a Curry Ranger
I wanna free the world from danger
I wanna be a Curry Ranger
I wanna free the world from danger

Whoa oh whoa
Whoa oh whoa

I wanna be a Curry Ranger
I wanna free the world from danger
I wanna be a Curry Ranger
I wanna free the world from danger

Whoa oh whoa
Whoa oh whoa

I wanna be a Curry Ranger
I wanna free the world from danger
I wanna be a Curry Ranger
I wanna free the world from danger

Whoa oh whoa
Whoa oh whoa

Whoa oh Rangers
Go Rangers
Go Curry
 
Yes I have been trained in all aspects of cut and paste and have undertaken a 100 hour online course on find and replace also.
 
SamhainP8 said:
Yes I have been trained in all aspects of cut and paste and have undertaken a 100 hour online course on find and replace also.

This guy is so dumb he is probably not even kidding. Upon reading perhaps 2 of his posts I realise how far humanity has fallen intellectually. A good thing I exist during this timeline to pull it back up.
 
SaintLucifer said:
This guy is so dumb he is probably not even kidding. Upon reading perhaps 2 of his posts I realise how far humanity has fallen intellectually. A good thing I exist during this timeline to pull it back up.

You couldn’t pull a sailor off your sister.:anim_laug
 
SamhainP8 said:
You couldn’t pull a sailor off your sister.:anim_laug

Those are pics of your sisters? Sorry but I have made it a point to never touch Oriental females. I think they are too ugly for me.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Those are pics of your sisters? Sorry but I have made it a point to never touch Oriental females. I think they are too ugly for me.

Well no body could ever live up to your mummy now could they you family fornicator?
 
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