D-Day!

[Dirk Funk]

Free at last! That is all.

 

[Dual]

Congrats!

 

[Dirk Funk]

And no one to help me celebrate. Ah well.

 

[Loktar]

Congrats

 

[Dark Pickle]

Congratulations, Dirk.

 

[classichummus]

CONGRATULATIONS DIRK!!!!!!

 

[Yub]

And he never got laid again. THE END.

 

[Gagh]

Congrats on having your balls removed, Dirk. I hope the breast augmentation op goes just as well in your quest to become the ultimate little bitch.

 

[Aquehonga]

Free from WHAThpquestion:

Being threatened with being b& on a mugen forumhpquestion:

:wtf: "dirk funk"?

 

[Dark Pickle]

 

[Dirk Funk]

Congrats on having your balls removed, Dirk. I hope the breast augmentation op goes just as well in your quest to become the ultimate little bitch.

Oh, the ball is removed alright, but it was attached to a chain. Now, no more.

 

[Dark Pickle]

She kept your testicles on a chain?

That explains the divorce...

 

[Dirk Funk]

She kept your testicles on a chain?

That explains the divorce...

You seemed to have missed the metaphor. "Ball and chain."

 

[The Dork Lord]

I ignored your allusion to a cliche, yes.

You seem to have forgotten what a smartass I am

 

[Shitty Kitty]

smart wrong, ass right

 

[Gagh]

I SHOT THE SHERRIFF.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

But I did not shoot the deputy!