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DAMMIT!!

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
WHAT A CRAPTASTIC DAY :rwmad:

First of all.. my niece, still driving me nuts!!! Then had one of my teeth pulled today (OK I got some pain pills PILLZLOL so that is alright).. BUT BUT, my new computer made a loud SNAP noise and won't come on AT ALL. I don't know if the lightening did something to it OR WHAT.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT A LOUD SNAPPING SOUND MEANS?
 
whatever it means, it can't be good. :(
 
Cassie's niece thinks I'm a retard :D

Hope your computer isn't seriously buggered.
 
It means there's a crocodile inside your computer, I'm afraid.
 
Of the snake from Busch Gardens followed you home.
 
I sure hope that my warranty covers whatever is wrong with it, GODDAMMIT :rwmad:
 
How old is your computer anyway? I seem to remember you got this one less then a year ago.
 
Yeah, it's just a few months old.
 
but you're browsing/posting ok?
 
I'm using my old computer!
 
It's ok, the Geek Squad will come to my house!
 
You best hope you get a sexy geek to come out.
 
Ew.
 
it could happen!

Fire In The Disco!
 
Where are these geeks? Why have they not arrived yet? Did you tell them about the obsecene amount of pornography you need access to?
 
And let's face it, Kirk porn that doesn't have him buggering Spock is hard to find.
 
I actually haven't bothered to call them yet. You guys just don't understand the constant harassment I am receiving from my 13 yr old niece. I think she has ADD, srsly. She is watching some Disney channel show right now, or she'd be sitting here jibber jabbering away in my ear, or punching me in the arm, or demanding that I entertain her somehow. I hate getting out of bed in the morning cause I know she's going to be RIGHT THERE IN MY FACE DEMANDING BREAKFAST, AND SINGING AND DANCING BEFORE i'VE EVEN HAD COFFEE. Someone just kill me. She'll be gone in 5 - 9 days.. I don't exactly know, but I can't fucking wait. Does this make me a bad person? PROBABLY.
 
You know, I put up with two toddlers and a newborn on a DAILY BASIS. Suck it up.
 
I actually haven't bothered to call them yet. You guys just don't understand the constant harassment I am receiving from my 13 yr old niece. I think she has ADD, srsly. She is watching some Disney channel show right now, or she'd be sitting here jibber jabbering away in my ear, or punching me in the arm, or demanding that I entertain her somehow. I hate getting out of bed in the morning cause I know she's going to be RIGHT THERE IN MY FACE DEMANDING BREAKFAST, AND SINGING AND DANCING BEFORE i'VE EVEN HAD COFFEE. Someone just kill me. She'll be gone in 5 - 9 days.. I don't exactly know, but I can't fucking wait. Does this make me a bad person? PROBABLY.

:(

Might be time to smack a bitch.
 
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