Damn, I'm breaking out in a cold sweat

[Mentalist]

The truth about who fathered Danielle Lynn is only hours away.

The Anna Nicole saga rules my life and is the most important thing that has ever happened to me OK.

I MUST KNOW.

 

[Gagh]

It was Luci.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was Jake Roberts.

 

[headvoid]

It was David Beckham

 

[CaptainWacky]

It turns out Danielle Lynn has a sex change in the future, travels back in time and fathers HERSELF! SOMEHOW>

 

[Tisiphone]

The news has been broken!!!

 

[Cassie]

OMG!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT WAS THE REDNECK NOT THE JOO OR THE OLD GUY OMGWTF!!!!11

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't even know who the options were.

 

[headvoid]

Redneck Jew or old guy silly.

He said "i told you so ya big lummox"

 

[Cassie]

It was at the bottom of my msn messenger thing but now I can't remember who's the daddy.. I think someone named Larry. NOW IT'S GOT A BAT EATING A BAT VIDEO.

 

[Tisiphone]

Larry Birkhead.

I'll have to hear all about it at work tomorrow on "Good Morning, America." I'm sure it will be the hot topic of the day. Ack! And the "View" too.

I'm suddenly feeling ill....perhaps I may call in sick.

 

[Mentalist]

Birkhead must have been a fun name to have at school.

 

[Tisiphone]

Burkha Birkhead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Larry Birkhead.

I'll have to hear all about it at work tomorrow on "Good Morning, America." I'm sure it will be the hot topic of the day. Ack! And the "View" too.

Sam Champion is gayer than Rosie O'Donnell, if that's possible. His closet has more holes in it than the back of all of Richard Simmons' shorts.

I shop at the fancy supermarket around the corner from ABC studios near Lincoln Center, I've seen Sam in there shopping a few times. That big Mary...

 

[Laker_Girl]

I'm so happy Larry is Dannielynn's daddy. He's a goober and a half but at least he's not a filthy jew/murderer.

 

[Tisiphone]

Sam Champion is gayer than Rosie O'Donnell, if that's possible. His closet has more holes in it than the back of all of Richard Simmons' shorts.

I shop at the fancy supermarket around the corner from ABC studios near Lincoln Center, I've seen Sam in there shopping a few times. That big Mary...

Heh...I gotta agree with you on that. He's way too put together.