Damnit, I should've made that Who gay reference thread last night

[Fuddlemiff]

This week's unnecessary gay reference was provided by Martha("You got a girlfriend? Boyfriend?"). Before the show I was going to ask what everyone's guesses were for this week, but I thought "no, they won't do it THIS week as well, it'd be too blatant!", but I should've known, nothing is considered too blatant in the Dr.Who script meetings.

So what's everyone's guesses for next week? Captain Jack's in it, so it may just outgay all episodes so far.

*Realising Jack is grappling the outside of the TARDIS, the Doctor lands and gets out. Jack exclaims "looks like I came just on cue" as a mysterious white streak is seen running down one panel of the door frame.

*Finding themselves in the year 100 trillion, they discover a world where only women exist. Martha jokes that if they stay for too long, she'll go gay, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT THAT IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE. Later in the episode, she's has hot lesbo action with the alien woman leader, WHICH IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE. Jack looks on, pouting and complaining there are no hot guys.

*Guest actress and woman leader Joan Collins snogs the Doctor. He's quite flustered, but it turns out she was a man all along, so everything's okay.

*Martha is disgusted with herself for not really having lesbo sex and locks herself in the TARDIS for a fannywank. Jack grabs the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and joins her, upon which we discover he has both sexual organs. THIS IS PERFECTLY OKAY AND NORMAL. The camera pans away as Jack tunes the screwdriver to his favourite vibrator setting.

 

[The Tomtrek]

CAPTAIN JACK WILL NOT BE IN IT NEXT WEEK GOD DAMNIT STOP SAYING THAT GAARRGHGHHH

 

[whisky]

Well if they are back in london and its election day, no doubt there will be an alternative party candidate standing against Mr Saxon, like some full S&M clad ladyboy or something, who will say "Well its better to come 4th than not at all, ooo pardon!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

You said Jack was going to be in it yesterdy, Fuddle, AND WE TRIED TO TELL YOU...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I blame John Barrowman and Jonathan Woss.

Maybe Saxon will be the first gay Prime Minister?

 

[whisky]

Better make that first openly gay prime minister, there have been a few that never married.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh yeah, I forgot everyone had been saying thingamy(Ted Heath or is that someone else?) was gay. That's quite cool really.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would have been cooler if he'd been open and ended years of institutionalised homophobia, bang bang!