Damnit, where are all my laser penis?

[Yub]

I have several, and I was going to mount three women together on my bed so I could be a sexual predator, and yes becfroe you ask I am drunk, and considering another drink to become evne more drunk, but that still doesnt explain wher all my penises have gone, or stop me from wanting a green slutty chick

 

[Tisiphone]

Sounds like a helluva night. Good on you!

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has them.