Damnit, where are all my laser pens?

[whisky]

I have several, and I was going to mount three together on my shoulder so I could be a predator, and yes becfroe you ask I am drunk, and considering another drink to become evne more drunk, but that still doesnt explain wher all my lasers have gone, or stop me from wanting a green one

 

[Dr Dave]

A cat took them.

 

[whisky]

fucking cats!

What good are they, really?

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't let them hear you say that.

You'll make them forge an alliance with mice, and we all know your history with them.

 

[whisky]

Different house dude, not had a singel one cince I moved

got spiders thoug, and they are getting bigger,k and cockeier

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You don't remember going to the petting zoo and scotch-taping the laser pens to the dolphins?

 

[Dr Dave]

Well we remember it, it was on the news.

 

[whisky]

I remeber putting them on frikin sharks, and I got paid..............

one million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[whisky]

I made it downstairs and back up agian with antoher drinkl, for some reason I saluted the couch in a mannor similar to Steven Baldwin in Indipencance day

I also beleive I received manyu spinters off teh bannister on the way back up with c may, or may not hurt tommorow

 

[Mirah]

Does this have something to do with Ticks?

 

[whisky]

Despite the name, you cant really write with a laser pen.

Pointer might be a more accurate desrption.

Or blinder.

 

[Dr Dave]

Who is the dude in ur av?

also, did you ever find your laser pens?

 

[whisky]

Dirk Benedict, and no, although to be honest, I haven't looked that hard

 

[Donovan]

I totally thought he was looking for his laser penis. I thought it was something you could get added to Darth Vader armor or something. Sean Connery celebrity Jeopardy moment...

 

[whisky]

That was Yubs parody thread