CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Most of you will know me from The Only Way Is Essex."
No we won't.
No we won't.
Dan Osborne
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Came third. 
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Well he's a happy easy peasy kind of guy innhe?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't get why men who keep talking about loving their children get so much credit. Surely they should just love their children by default?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
They should, aye. But there are some men who don't give a shit about their children. And a lot of them are in his demographic, so it's a pleasant surprise I guess?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Also when a man cries in the Diary Room it's "AWW, A MAN CRIED HE SHOULD WIN" but when a woman cries it's "FUCKING CRYBABY USING HER TEARS AS A WEAPON."