Danielle

[CaptainWacky]

Yay, a Scottish housemate at last...oh she's detestable.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Oh fuck off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course she probably won't ever speak about her "views" in the house.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What is a "laundry model"? Is that some kind of clothed fetish porn, like tickling?

Fuck right off, you prehistoric bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She reminds me of that awful Sara from two years ago.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Somebody on a reality site dug up this story from a year ago:

Big Brother 2013: Dexter Koh’s ex Danielle McMahon says “He’s broke, he blags his way into restaurants & he’s useless with women!”

So is her virginal right-wing character a complete fabrication? COULD BE!

The source also claims Dexter is friends with Mr. Future Prime Minister. But he may own up to that, who knows...

 

[CaptainWacky]

They were probably all bred in the same "Twats For Channel Five" lab.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why can't everyone just believe what I do and agree with me and call me lovely? WAAAAAAH. Having beliefs sucks!

:hmm:

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't understand - she really doesn't like sex talk, but she's a lingerie model?

What does she think people are doing with her pictures, exactly?

 

[CaptainWacky]

And she's supposedly from Glasgow but she's not used to hearing swear words? LOL.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The best laid plans of slags and men...

Nice meltdown.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah she saved Tamara tonight. She's obviously crazy but I did laugh when she so effortlessly shut Steven down and he just ran away.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She nominated someone for believing in the Big Bang Theory. She's not real.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah there's one or two of her in the new US cast too. There goes my blood pressure.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The best Danielle is Danielle and Ashleigh making bitchy comments about Helen everytime she walks by.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Holy internalised misogyny.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I truly believe that when she's evicted she'll reveal that she was an actress playing a comedy character.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The actress who plays Danielle is great.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think they should replace her with Maura Tierney.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't wait until she claims to be pregnant.