Danni Minogue's such an old fucking hag

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't normally watch the X-Factor because I expect a load of shit, but this one really took the biscuit. Instead of giving a proper critique of this guy's genuinely good performance, she starts going on about how if we're to believe the tabloids, he's gay. I was fuming. What a fucking stupid old witch.

 

[Gagh]

Perhaps we should have somebody ask her what's it like not even being the best singer in her own family.

 

[WillsZenith]

Botox doesnt have a soul...

Id just knock one out on her face, that'll tighten ya skin...

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, and then throw feathers on her, so she'd look like some faghag Antipodean cum-bird.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cherl Cole is actually quite pretty. Does Lois Walsh ever say anything like "GOD YOU LOOK UGLY NEXT TO CHERYL, DANNII...YOU'D LOOK UGLY NEXT TO A PILE OF DEAD BABIES" then punch her?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, he's too busy telling his boybands to get changed, then waiting in the adjoining hallway thinking up excuses to walk back into their dressing room just as they're taking their underpants off.

 

[headvoid]

YOU TOTALLY OWNED THAT SONG
YOU MADE IT YOUR OWN
IT WAS YOUR OWN
I THINK YOU OWNED IT, IN FACT I KNOW YOU OWNED IT
OWNING A HOUSE, A CAR, A SLAVE, NOTHING COMPARED TO HOW YOU OWNED THAT SONG

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I TINK YOU'RE A STHTAR!