Danny Hellman

[Lilac]

I have a message from Danny Elfman.
He says to stop acting like an obsessed idiot, because he doesn't want a stupid knee jerk lawyer to go after him instead of you.

 

[Dr Dave]

Should I know who either of these people are?

 

[jack]

Nope. Elfman's the genius and inspiration for Oingo Boingo Band, and since then has gone on to become the Marvin Hamlisch of modern film music.

Hellman's even more obscure. Manages a website for SCREW Magazine, and does a few illustrations here and there (mostly porn) when not stealing the identities of celebrities like Ted Rall and sending fake emails in their name to potential employers and claiming "joke", or buying size two patent leather little girl shoes on eBay.

 

[jack]

Hey Danny, shall I link to some of your current eBay offerings? Maybe we can get the "kids" (as you so affectionately refer to TKers) to run up some bids, or maybe "troll" your auctions? LOL

Like I said, mostly porn. His idea of "social consciousness" is palming his meat to old Drew Friedman pamphlets.

:::laughing:::

 

[jack]

Hey Hellman, do you remember who this is sitting with Ronan in my av?

 

[Dr Dave]

ah good, no need to give a crap then.

 

[Conchaga]

Who's Hanny Dellman?

 

[VKD]

Missmanners is watching you!

 

[jack]

what was that?