Dappy

[CaptainWacky]

Professional twat.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Ugh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would only be entertaining if he was handcuffed to Simon Amstell (Simon Amstell wouldn't do Big Brother.)

 

[whisky]

Set phaser to shit

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll play it safe and do nothing interesting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm here to prove that I'm not a monster, innit!"
*tries to take advantage of a drunk, handcuffed woman*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Marcus Akin ‏@IrrepressibleDH 1h

I want to hurt Dappy. What an absolute cock.

SEND THE OLD DARK HORSE IN.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was he raised by monkeys?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I kind of hope he gets fingerbanged before he is evicted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

More tasks where Dappy falls over a lot, please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's such a cockdick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dappy meltdown!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

English language yeah is his thing yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Strange that he was still in there on the eviction show. Maybe he's waiting until later to walk...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His triumphant bro-hump of Ollie after being called safe was interesting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should have just pointed out "wait that just a general knowlede test, not an IQ test."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

True. I wouldn't have known the Beatrix Potter question.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His accent disappeared when he was drunk tonight. It was weird.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's a fakey faker from Fakington Hovel.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Came second.