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Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Hayden Christensen, the 25-year-old cutie and erstwhile Darth Vader, says he doesn’t mind speculation about his sexual orientation. In an interview with V magazine, he said, “To me, masculinity is the ability to flirt with the effeminate,” adding that the gay rumors don’t bother him “because it’s fun, entertaining and a bit of a joke.” While he wouldn’t disclose his sexual orientation, he said, rather enigmatically, “People I relate to know who I am.”
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HEY HOMOBOY!! ROCK HUDSON CALLED, HE WANTS HIS ACT BACK!

SOOOOOOOOEEEEEEY! FAG!!!
 
Hayden bought a house in Brighton.


I'm with Eggs on this. He's flaming through the night sky.
 
I HATE SAND. YOUR SKIN IS NOT LIKE SAND. IT IS SMOOTH AND SMELLS LIKE NICE THINGIES.
 
He was rumoured to be fucking Natalie for a while, wans't he? Of course if that was true he'd be saying "OMG I FUCKED NATALIE!" a lot.
 
He would have it tattooed on his forehead, and any new film part he gets (hahahahahaahahaha) thety would have to explain it in the script. Even if he played a BLACKED UP NEGRO CARRYING A KAYAK AROUND FOR RONALD MCDONALD.
 
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