DAVE HEDGEHOG JUST STUNNED TERRY WOGAN

[Mentalist]

IT'LL BE ALLRGIHT ON THE NIGHT DENNIS NORDEN EXCLAIMED FROM HIS ELECTRO "LIVE FOREVER AND EVER" CHAIR.

 

[Gagh]

WHY DO THEY CALL YOU DAVE HEDGEHOG?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Give me a hedgehog and I'll show you!

 

[Cloudy]

'give me a hedgehog and I'll show you...'

 

[Cloudy]

SNAP!

Ah...bottom....

 

[Gagh]

Obvious setup SUCCEEDS!

 

[Cloudy]

'well why do they call you spudgun?'

 

[Mentalist]

NO NO RICHIE YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT

 

[Gagh]

"BECAUSE I SHOVE MY PENIS IN THEM, AND SHOOT OUT THE BITS THAT COME OFF WHEN I WANK LOL!!!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

BEST BOTTOM MOMENT EVER: WHEN THEY HAD THE CUSTARD HOLDING IN THE PANTS COMPETITION!

 

[Gagh]

It was just like The House of Lords!

 

[Mentalist]

BEST BOTTOM MOMENT EVER: WHEN THEY HAD THE CUSTARD HOLDING IN THE PANTS COMPETITION!

YES!! BUT THE FUNNIEST BIT WAS ACTUALLY THE EXPRESSION ON EDDIES FACE WHEN THE CUSTARD EXPLODED EVERYWHERE.

WAIT I WILL GET A SCREENSHOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Richie won because he's got so much extra space in his pants.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mentalist]

LOL IT NEVER FAILS. I MIGHT HAVE TO WATCH A FEW EPISODES NOW EVEN THOUGH I HAVE SEEN THEM ALL A TRILLION TIMES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STICK A PIECE OF SELLATAPE ON THE FRIDGE!

 

[Gagh]

I WANT TO SEE DES LYNAM'S HAMMERHEAD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's a burgular in our colouring-in room!

 

[Mentalist]

Norden... still alive. Beadle not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least Wogan's dead.