CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Popular footballer and dentist David "UP THE IRA" Beckham today admitting that he likes killing people. "It's just something I do," he said with a shrug. "Sometimes I'm sitting at home and I realise I'm married to Posh Spice of all people! So I have to go out and do some serious killing so reality will make sense again. It's usually just homeless people, sometimes hookers...one time I killed a nine year old girl and mailed her severed head back to her parents. That was maybe going a bit too far. I sent them a signed football to apologise. They didn't report me to the police because they love me and my ways. Score another 'goal' for the red team! RED BEING THE COLOUR OF BLOOD, MWAHAHAHAHA! My penis hurts."
Emma Bunton was unavailable to comment as she was dining out with friends (Karl and Susan from Neighbours.)
Emma Bunton was unavailable to comment as she was dining out with friends (Karl and Susan from Neighbours.)