David Copperfield a serial killer?

[Tisiphone]

I buy that.

Was watching something called Terror Train last night, from 1980, which starred him as, what else, a magician, and killer! Jamie Lee Curtis was in it too, and woulnd't you know it, she grabs a WIRE HANGER FROM A CLOSET

 

[curiousa2z]

DIDNT SEE THAT COMING

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Dickens' character?

 

[Tisiphone]

Didn't the FBI have him under investigation a year or two ago?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, they wanted to know where he'd stashed the Statue of Liberty, the fookin bastad!!

Is death train about a runaway train with a nuke on board? There are lots of movies like that, weirdly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Speed was a rip-off of Death Train.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Patrick Stewart was in one of those as well. And he was in a film with Vincent Kartheiser about a twatty kid who rescued his school from evil Russians or something.

Patrick Stewart WILL do anything for money.

 

[Tisiphone]

Terror Train is about a whole bunch of college kids taking a train ride for a costume party, and some of them end up getting BUTCHERED

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It shouldn't be better than a nuke on a train, but it sounds like it is!

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps I should find a copy of Terror Train...

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if Patrick Stewart would do me for money.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if Patrick Stewart would wonder if he'd do you for money.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm sure he wonders if he does wonder it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's too late, he's wondered everything.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BANG BANG!