CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He was funny on I'm A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here ten years ago. TEN YEARS AGO.
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David Gest
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Haven't seen him on the show yet. But I've wanted him dead since Liza dumped him. I imagine he's a rather pathetic figure now.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
His story about going "spider following" with Michael Jackson was amazing.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
He looks like he's falling apart (reports of his death have been greatly exagerated), but personality wise seems nice enough.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He's looked really ill for a few days (and spent most of last night's show sick in bed) which made the "David's dead!" moment probably more believable to the housemates.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Walked out. 
"Medical reasons." Maybe from having handcuffs on his testicles too often?
"Medical reasons." Maybe from having handcuffs on his testicles too often?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's a shame he had to leave. He was actually the voice of reason in there (when he spoke) and I liked his surreal stories. Sadly the monster that is Gemma Collins is just going to dominate everything now.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I dunno, the clips I saw he seemed to be getting pervy with the guys. He kissed the cream off that one guy's lips, and kept asking about testicles and handcuffs that other time...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
We're all curious about handcuffs on testicles.