DAWN FRENCH V MICHAEL MOORE - CAGE MATCH TONIGHT ON EASTENDERS!

[Gagh]

PAULINE FOWLER IN A BOX SPECIAL REFEREE. RUN IN FROM NICHOLAS WITCHELL?

 

[CaptainWacky]

RUN IN FROM EDGE AND CHRISTIAN WHO EXPLAIN WHAT A RUN-IN IS SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THEN THE KING GOES "A RUN-IN, THAT'S SO COOL!" AND JR SAYS "SUCK MY FAT DICK, KING!"

 

[Gagh]

AND HE DOES WHILST SHATNA STEALS KING'S LITTLE GIRLIE "PLAYBOOK"

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN WILLIAM SHATNER POPS UP BEHIND A TURTLE AND SAYS "WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A RAPIST?" AND RAPES BETTY WHITE TO THE TUNE OF "SHE'LL BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAINS WHEN SHE COMES!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ROSIE O'DONNELL AND EGGS MAYONNAISE AS STUNT DOUBLES! :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAPTAINWACKY AS SANTA CLAUS PART TWO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CUMMING DOWN A CHIMNEY NEAR JOO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

NEAR JEWS

 

[whisky]

Mike Ried says rrruuuunnnnaaarrrooouuunnnddddd

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELLARD SAYS "I'M NOT REALLY A DOG LOL"