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Dear Ding!bat

Jibbles

Shit Lord, Esq.
Care to explain to me why it is that you chase my father from board to board yelling "I've chased him off every board ever!"?

What was it that he did to make you do crossed? Fuck your mother? Your girlfriend? Your neck?

What caused the wound that's never healed?

I'm here for you.

Platonic man heart: ♥
 
that's six boards now Danny Hellman, me and otheres have chased the gnome off

working on the 7th. I don't want any payment for my services, just buy me a beer or two
 
Ding!, I'm curious to know how you think you are doing in the process of chasing Jack from this board. You do realize that of the 192,086 members on this board, he is actually 192,073 of them.
 
The question is why, not what.

Why is Dingbat on a quest to slay the Troll King?

Did the Troll King pillage his people? Rape his houses? Shit on his crops?
 
Oh noez? I was trying to point out that he does not really try hard enough these days :bigass:
 
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