Dear EI...

[niki blue]

STOP FUCKING READING SOME DEEP, HIDDEN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN AGENDA INTO EVERY MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN THING I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am very fucking rarely serious. The only "agenda" in most of my posts is to have as much fucking fun as I can before I get old and wrinkly and DIE. SO STOP PICKING APART EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE I SAY LOOKING FOR SOME EVIL PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING A SPOON, A PIECE OF OLD CHEWING GUM AND A RUBBER BAND!!! It's not there.



Hmm, that felt good.

 

[Mandi]

LMAO!

 

[Caitriona]

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ...."

 

[Chaddee]

SO STOP PICKING APART EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE I SAY LOOKING FOR SOME EVIL PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING A SPOON, A PIECE OF OLD CHEWING GUM AND A RUBBER BAND!!! It's not there.

*is reasonably sure Macgyver could do it, but nobody else.

I hate it when poeple correct my grammar/spelling over there....see my sig...i'm putting people who do that on my ignore list, long may they rot.

 

[RobL]

STOP FUCKING READING SOME DEEP, HIDDEN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN AGENDA INTO EVERY MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN THING I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am very fucking rarely serious. The only "agenda" in most of my posts is to have as much fucking fun as I can before I get old and wrinkly and DIE. SO STOP PICKING APART EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE I SAY LOOKING FOR SOME EVIL PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING A SPOON, A PIECE OF OLD CHEWING GUM AND A RUBBER BAND!!! It's not there.



Hmm, that felt good.

Evil plots are kinda fun sometimes.

 

[Pryce]

STOP FUCKING READING SOME DEEP, HIDDEN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN AGENDA INTO EVERY MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN THING I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am very fucking rarely serious. The only "agenda" in most of my posts is to have as much fucking fun as I can before I get old and wrinkly and DIE. SO STOP PICKING APART EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE I SAY LOOKING FOR SOME EVIL PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING A SPOON, A PIECE OF OLD CHEWING GUM AND A RUBBER BAND!!! It's not there.



Hmm, that felt good.

...repeat.... and it goes for me, too!!!


I mean really, the EI staff being able to know the intent/tone of a post but getting it so completely wrong seems to be their speciality lately. You take the time to explain as Niki did and the staff doesn't respect the explaination given. Because they have already made up their minds as to what you meant. *Shakes head* Sheez...

 

[niki blue]

Evil plots are kinda fun sometimes.

Oh, they are.

But I'm not plotting against EI. If I were, they'd know it.

 

[niki blue]

...repeat.... and it goes for me, too!!!


I mean really, the EI staff being able to know the intent/tone of a post but getting it so completely wrong seems to be their speciality lately. You take the time to explain as Niki did and the staff doesn't respect the explaination given. Because they have already made up their minds as to what you meant. *Shakes head* Sheez...

Exactly.

I'm glad that they think they're so omnicient that they can read my mind and know exactly what tone I'm taking when I post, because I'm sure that makes them feel very special. Unfortunately, they're 99.9% wrong.

Wtf at Shal reading some kind of anti-military hate mongering into a simple joke? Hell, I don't even know what I meant by that, but y'know... if she does, then good on her. Somebody should know what the fuck I'm thinking, because I sure don't.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I love how the staff are desperately trying to sweep everything under the rug and pretend nothing happened while the members are just jumping from one thread to another.

It's nice to know the staff haven't learned anything.

 

[Starship Coyote]

If I were Rov, this is what I'd do: I'd lock the board down for about three days, and send an email to every member explaining that the bullshit stops or bans will ensue...then open the board back up and let it be known: play nice or else.

There's just no goddamned sense in a bunch of allegedly intelligent adults acting like they do at EI. TK's different...we're all mentally diseased here and revel in it.

 

[niki blue]

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

 

[Captain Jack]

STOP FUCKING READING SOME DEEP, HIDDEN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN AGENDA INTO EVERY MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN THING I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am very fucking rarely serious. The only "agenda" in most of my posts is to have as much fucking fun as I can before I get old and wrinkly and DIE. SO STOP PICKING APART EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE I SAY LOOKING FOR SOME EVIL PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING A SPOON, A PIECE OF OLD CHEWING GUM AND A RUBBER BAND!!! It's not there.

Hmm, that felt good.

You are absoutely MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN right! Fuck that fucking "agenda" shit. Fuck it, and have all the fucking fun you want. Anyone who fucking has a fucking problem with that can fucking fuck off.

Fucking fuck fuck, you are rignt. It does feel fucking good.

{{{{{Niki}}}}}

 

[niki blue]

Exactly.

And that is why 'fuck' is my favorite word. It's so versatile. You can use it to express the full spectrum of human emotion.

{{{A Karas}}}

Thanks I needed one of those.