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[Love Child]

cAmP waS Fun, ExcePt fOr the BuGs. oN fRiDaY, I lEaRnEd hOw to swim, aNd I fElt a LiTtle FiShy sWiM by mY BiG Toe. iT TickLed! mY nEw Best FRieNd SuzY aNd I pLaYeD bAdMitteN sAtuRdAy. wE hAD fUn, eXcept fOr tHE bOyS tHAt wErE teaSinG uS. bUt SuZy gAvE oNe oF tHem a bLAck Eye! pLeAse SeNd sNaCks!

~LoVe
cHild

 

[The Dork Lord]

That Suzy sounds like a pistol and a firecracker...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Glad to hear you had fun.

 

[Cassie]

Will Ish get the message? LOVE CHILD NEEDS SNACKS! Send elf candy fast!

 

[Love Child]

DeAr Ischabibble,

iT rAinEd hErE toDaY aNd I gOt MY SOCKS aLl wEt! PleAsE sEnD sOcKs!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ISH?

 

[Cassie]

I wish Ish could quit his slave job and post in the MF everyday like he USED TO.

 

[The Dork Lord]

WISH AND ISH RHYME! LOLOLOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

Socks, snacks and swedish made penis enlarger pumps are on the way! I sent them to:

Love Child
c/o Camp
123 Camp DR.
Camptown, WA, 0298090q3rv0pnoervpoerqlkjva;knva;lrgq[\

I HOPE IT GETS THERE IN TIEM!

 

[Kitty]

Did Love Child ever receive her snacks and socks!!??!!!!!!!!???????

 

[Dr Dave]

Did she eat the socks?

 

[Yub]

Did she wear the snacks on her feet?

 

[Loktar]

Did Love Child ever receive her snacks and socks!!??!!!!!!!!???????

Nope. I intercepted the package. The pump works great but I worked up an appetitite so I ated the snacks. You can have the socks though if you don't mind them being a little sticky.

 

[Kitty]

You bastard. I wouldve guessed you to be the creepy camp counselor.

 

[Loktar]

You bastard. I wouldve guessed you to be the creepy camp counselor.

Indeed. Dealing with kids requires a "special touch". A very "hands on" approach.

Here at Camp Spankawankee our motto is: Put your heado to the Pedo.

*shudders* (I just creeped myself out)

 

[Kitty]

Love Child
Show us on the doll where Loktar touched you.

 

[Love Child]

Why do you make me re live this painful memory? *Cries*
He, he licked me on my armpit! *Sobs*

 

[Kitty]

No wonder you forgot all about the snacks and socks.

 

[Loktar]

Why do you make me re live this painful memory? *Cries*
He, he licked me on my armpit! *Sobs*

Yeah..yeah...the armpit...sure....


Can I get you something to drink? Roofie colatta?

 

[Dick Prickle]

Love Child
Show us on the doll where Loktar touched you.

emo