This is a letter of love and peace; I will not lash out against anyone, and I will not use specific names of individuals or organizations that confuse, disorient, and disunify. That said, let me merely point out that The Mine Field's obiter dicta are made of the same spirit that accounts for the majority of the problems we face in this world. Here's a quick review: There are three fairly obvious problems with The Mine Field's publications, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to weaken the critical links in The Mine Field's nexus of snooty imperialism. First, The Mine Field is living testimony to the uncontrollable attitudes that control what we do and how we do it. Second, The Mine Field is a vulture living on the labor and the good nature of the rest of the world. And third, my current plan is to get my message about The Mine Field out to the world. Yes, she will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but she would have us believe that she does the things she does "for the children". That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But The Mine Field is surrounded by whiney knuckle-draggers who parrot the same nonsense, which is why many people are incredulous when I tell them that she intends to use cheap, intemperate propaganda to arouse the passions of mentally deficient radicals. "How could The Mine Field be so pathological?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is unquestionably possible, and now I'll explain exactly how The Mine Field plans to do it. But first, you need to realize that contrary to my personal preferences, I'm thinking about what's best for all of us. My conclusion is that what's best for all of us is for me to extirpate commercialism root, trunk, and branch.
Let me offer some free advice to The Mine Field's serfs: Stop giving rise to the most tyrannical bureaucrats I've ever seen! The Mine Field is an opportunist. That is, she is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. You're probably thinking, "The Mine Field's little world is far from reality." Well, you're right. But something else you should know is that her primary goal is to marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of subhuman slumlords. All of her other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that The Mine Field has never satisfactorily proved her assertion that the sun rises just for her. She has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So I'll wrap it up by saying that ignorant and highly emotional persons are frequently swayed by The Mine Field's bombast and fustian.
Let me offer some free advice to The Mine Field's serfs: Stop giving rise to the most tyrannical bureaucrats I've ever seen! The Mine Field is an opportunist. That is, she is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. You're probably thinking, "The Mine Field's little world is far from reality." Well, you're right. But something else you should know is that her primary goal is to marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of subhuman slumlords. All of her other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that The Mine Field has never satisfactorily proved her assertion that the sun rises just for her. She has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So I'll wrap it up by saying that ignorant and highly emotional persons are frequently swayed by The Mine Field's bombast and fustian.
